Stevie Martin

NO IM STILL FUMING I CAME LAST ON THAT PRIZE TASK OK x

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I shall do it just for you!

It was so fun. When it finished I started crying as I was walking off the stage because I couldn’t believe it was over!!!

Next week I’ve decided I’m going to go live on IG during the ad breaks for quarterly debriefs while I’m watching on my own in a hotel room in Salford. Unless I wake up tomorrow and think “what” #taskmaster

Therein ends my live skeep of #taskmaster! I hope I have not shamed myself!

ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE I love this!!!!!!! Finally Baynton is toppled. #taskmaster

phew

Genuinely is anyone understanding this other than Fatiha #taskmaster

Either way it’s win win cos if Fatiha wins this I’ll moon the neighbours and if Rosie does I’ll also moon the neighbours #taskmaster

I kept celebrating because I’d got it wrong and Jason kept having to be like “no she hasn’t won” #taskmaster

COME ON ROSIE #taskmaster

didn’t understand this live task at all. Tell me if you did. Even when mat explained it to me after, I didn’t get it. Still dont #taskmaster

Between tasks me Rosie and Fatiha were so psyched it was gonna be a woman win. I didn’t even mind that I had disgraced myself #taskmaster

Ive said before I’ll say it again, mat might be winning but that’s often cos of his prize tasks - I do think Fatiha is the best at the tasks #taskmaster

HAHAHAHAHAH 52 MINUTES I nearly broke down at half an hour. That is amazing I forgot that #taskmaster

Hey guess what I had a real bad stomach after that cos I took the plate and stress ate all the raisins #taskmaster

I can’t believe I didn’t realise. IT WAS THE MATHS CLUE IT REMINDED ME OF BEING BAD AT MATHS god #taskmaster

Jason is just so happy and content he doesn’t get annoyed at all. What a gift #taskmaster

wait. we’re in line for someone else winning other than mat aren’t we??? This is huge #taskmaster

Oh also the Horne section tv show is so funny and on after this I think! I am in an episode (4 maybe? Who cares) and I play a ghost hunter who is a dick to Alex the whole episode which was very fun.

I think Greg and Alex’s stuff this series is god tier. “She was dishonest and her name was fanjita”

ITS NEVER ABOUT THE TASK

Don't worry Rosie - for Little Alex Horne, this is medium level awkward at best.

#taskmaster

Was so glad in the studio that the others found it hard too because when I was on my own in the room I honestly thought I’d be the only one and everyone would be like “why is Stevie so thick” ok I see this is unlocking something isn’t it. Maybe it’s not about the task. Ok cool more wine #taskmaster

WHY ARENT WE GETTING MORE POINTS so gutted

This is the one. I can’t. I hated it. I think about it all the time #taskmaster

ok but I genuinely did meet Tom cruise. Which is irrelevant. I did interview him and he said “hi” and walked passed me #taskmaster

Me and Jason had never heard of James bay - so our whatsapp group icon is James Bay #taskmaster

Time for a top up because my least favourite task is coming up I think #taskmaster