James

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Lmao

Screenshot of dialogue in Pokemon Legends Z-A with the text from a character called Naveen: “We always seem to leave the heaviest load on your shoulders, Jimmy.”

Story of my life 😮‍💨

gay men in their 30s:

I saw a guy at a public urinal today who pulled his pants and underwear down to his knees… is it a cruising thing???

Good luck king!

Omg

She thinks she’s a lawyer, but she didn’t even go to college

And that’s just what this hangover calls for

James in a white vest, defeated on the sofa

Deeply hungover 🥲

Melania Trump, with a low brimmed purple hat covering her eyes

Cad Bane from Star Wars, wearing the same hat

Who Wore It Better?

Girl you killed it!

Haha are we switch friends? I forget

Omg we should play together (and then play unite together)

*to the tune of pocketful of sunshine* I got a closet, got a closet full of nothing

I was sitting outside a bar in Soho last night having a few drinks with some friends when a stranger came up to us and asked me to mind her dog so she could use the toilet at a nearby [redacted] store. Then she came back a few minutes later with a bunch of stolen umbrellas???

Are you the real-life Nick Nelson?

I am so tired lol

Guy with the words “am I better than everyone?” over the top

Woke up at 5:30am to go to the gym before work

And now we said it

Milhouse from The Simpsons sitting calmly on a chair

I’m gonna need another weekend starting tomorrow please

Too cute

Hey, would you move to Dallas for work?

(to all my UK bloomfies, Untouched by the Veronicas just came third in a huge public vote for best Australian music 🥳)

Shout out to the LGBTs 🥹

Poetry

The Veronicas!!!! I just screamed

Iktr!!

Album artwork for "Fever" by Kylie Minogue

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