Ryan Dotts

Start with dodges, the window is slightly bigger. Executing a "perfect" dodge has the same timing as a parry.

It is high octane French bullshit and I love it.

I love my 2010 Accord coupe. It's barely at 100k - my son gets carsick easily in it, so my wife's car is the family vehicle. It'll be around for a while yet.

Have you played the Knights of the Old Republic RPGs? You get choices like "Give poor family food" vs "Slap their baby", and if you commit to slapping babies hard enough you'll wear dark eyeliner and sharpen your teeth. They absolutely know what they're about.

Yeah, but their society permanently enslaves and routinely mind wipes an entire underclass of sentient robots. No one even questions it. You can claim the moral high ground without too much effort.

Totally impressed my wife by knowing the definition of chiaroscuro off the top of my head.

Didn't mention that knowledge came from a comic book.

Wikipedia sez the NES bundle that included Mario, Duck Hunt, and the Zapper came out in 1988 for $100. Double Dragon was presumably $50. Adjusting for inflation that's just north of $400, so yeah - that's pretty close!

They have a generous free tier, and had really solid customer service the one time I needed it. Can recommend.

I don't mean this to sound *too* braggy, but...

My 2010 Accord has an in-dash 6 CD changer.

I've started only looking anything the biggest news alerts every few days, and it's insane how much there is when I dive back in. Is it possible there's some kind of time dilation thing happening that lets the Trump administration generate a month of news in less than a week?

The Simpsons and Futurama have excellent commentary. They have a rotating selection of voice actors, writers, and even the occasional guest star, and several of them have hyperactive memories for small details.

That's not fair. I'm sure a good chunk of people who became ICE agents did so for moral (if misguided) reasons and had to undergo rigorous training from more senior agents to learn to be that shitty.

Col Sanders is objectively better at keeping secrets. His blend of herbs and spices remains inscrutable to this day.

Big fan #5yearsofTailscale

They're born with the ability to look around innocently when someone spots them up to something.

That's messed up. As a 2010 Accord driver I feel for you.

You're not my supervisor

Yes I'm mixing references DEAL WITH IT

I am a bad enough dude

Nobody tell them there's a library *on* the Nimitz.

The top secret flights can be found here.

adamisacson.com/timeline-of-...

People always look at me like I'm crazy when I use the word "initialism"! I try to explain "SCUBA" is an acronym, "FBI" is an initialism, but it doesn't help.

Is it cheating to have 2 cats?

Counterpoint: if you call literally any outcome of your plan a victory, then victory is assured.

Checkmate.

This is a *very* savvy idea