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http://linktr.ee/andycutler Data Platform Consultant. http://serverlesssql.com Company: http://datahaibi.com YouTube: http://youtube.com/@andycutlerdata

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7pm now so you should have had at least 3 beers

06.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your 1 hour podcast youโ€™ve chopped up into 120 30 second clips and posted every hour on LinkedIn has quite frankly โ€œdisengagedโ€ me from your โ€œcontentโ€

05.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scully, I know youโ€™re the sceptic but weโ€™re up to series 3 episode 4 now and youโ€™ve seen some very very weird shit up until now. Maybe this time when youโ€™re investigating you might want to think โ€hmmโ€ฆmaybe this was caused by some weird shitโ€ firstโ€ฆ #xfiles

04.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The SaaS-pocalypseโ€ฆsome agents just want to watch the world burnโ€ฆ www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

04.03.2026 08:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m glad the surgery went well, and fingers crossed with the following treatments. Fuck cancer manโ€ฆ

28.02.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ฆhowโ€™s your Friday evening? #Nintendo #Virtualboy

27.02.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insaneโ€ฆ

27.02.2026 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry but is the name โ€œDepartment of Warโ€ real?

27.02.2026 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sureโ€ฆit certainly poops quite a lot of software outโ€ฆ

25.02.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dopamine Part 3 The Third Act

Final part of my focus and dopamine saga andycutler.substack.com/p/dopamine-p...

25.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My word itโ€™s exhaustingโ€ฆ. CC @sqlgene.com

25.02.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw Good Luck Have Fun Donโ€™t Die last night. A couple of years past when it should have been made and released but no fault of the filmโ€ฆ was very on the nose about device usage and AIโ€ฆ

21.02.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a pretty comprehensive blog post, I like it!

20.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wore a shirt and combed my hair and everything

20.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look ma Iโ€™m on LinkedIn Learning. That was a hell of a summer getting that course doneโ€ฆmonths later and itโ€™s published. I shall blog about the experienceโ€ฆ

20.02.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Implementation and Limitations of Microsoft Fabric Capacity Autoscaling I have received a lot of inquiries regarding autoscaling Microsoft Fabric. So, I put together this article for people based on Microsoft documentation.

โ€œThe successful management of Microsoft Fabric Compute Unit (CU) capacity, provisioned via Fabric SKUs (F-SKUs), requires a deep understanding of the platform's architectural constraintsโ€ No!! Its a SaaS product, we shouldnโ€™t need a deep understanding www.linkedin.com/pulse/implem...

19.02.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Demis Hassabis, the CEO of Google DeepMind worked in the video game industry in the 90s/early 00s and his own game studio made a game called Evil Genius... "the gameplay puts players in charge of a villainous force attempting to achieve global domination whilst fending off the forces of justice" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

19.02.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man who works for AI firm says you must buy AI or be left behind. The grift is real, itโ€™s desperation now

18.02.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Showing my wife videos of LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER

18.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep pumping the quarters in

18.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12-hour days, no weekends: the anxiety driving AIโ€™s brutal work culture is a warning for all of us San Franciscoโ€™s AI startups are pushing workers to grind endlessly, hinting at pressures soon hitting other sectors

12-hour days, no weekends: the anxiety driving AIโ€™s brutal work culture is a warning for all of us www.theguardian.com/technology/n...

18.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just be reassured that when you lose your job to AI, you can go to an AI therapist

18.02.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah and Iโ€™ll be a Junior Factory Sloperator for the first 72 monthsโ€ฆ

17.02.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet I end up as a slop bucket attendant in a robot factory knowing my luck

17.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have never before seen a quicker ladder pull than technology right now. โ€œIf you donโ€™t get on the AI train then youโ€™ll get left behiiiiiiindโ€ they all say whilst trying to kick the ladder out beneath them

17.02.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m supposed to retrain as a plumber, now? What about my poor knees? #AI

17.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The funny thing is that the folk now supporting Restore Britain are trolling Reform voters as โ€œlefty libsโ€, you really couldnโ€™t make it up

17.02.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RaaS (RAM as a Service)

17.02.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My wife was likeโ€ฆ

17.02.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0