David Sanders, (Supposedly) Sexy-Voiced Man

but those penguins may not remember their ancestral homeland well enough to confirm whether or not sausages roll in Antarctica

you called my name, and so I have appeared!

no one who makes economic predictions in German could be an evil man!

then can you please run the command "sudo do_shit_I_actually_need_to_do"?

When you’re living with chronic illness, your body calls the shots.

It doesn’t matter how hard you try.

It doesn’t matter how badly you “want” to do something.

There’s time when your body will say “No”.

You’re no longer in control and it can be devastating.

soon enough, you won't be able to see the skyline because the universal garage door will be closed - and barricaded with several cases of Garage Beers!

great point, Babs - Garage Beers do indeed contain an amount of cordyceps fungus that might be sufficient to overtake the minds of shitposters, but don't worry, that just adds to the flavor!

You know how many concurrent players my favorite games peaked at on Steam? I don't know cause I don't care and neither should you!

It looks cool? Play it. End of story.

hell yeah! 😎

great question, Babs, which brings us to this shitpost's sponsor: Garage Beers!

yeah, that reference is one of the things that made me concerned tbh 😅

been better, tbh, but I'm hanging in there. how the fish are you?

monosodium glutamus amogus

he refuses to believe there are more efficient ways of getting more iron in his diet

alright, if you say so. I'm just kinda concerned because of some of your recent posts, is all. but I've no reason to doubt you 🫡

genuine question: are you okay?

"we choose to go to the, er, uh, Moon not because it is easy, but because it is, er, uh, hard... but not as hard as my dick!"

isn't it wonderful what we can come up with when we put our heads together? 😁

perhaps we could, er, uh, get to know each otha over a nice bowl of, er, uh, chowdah

gonna have to go to Antarctica and ask at least three penguins before that statement can be considered categorically true

then the only Powers he would have are a ridiculous accent and the ability to spontaneously vaporize anyone who asks him to say "park the car in Harvard yard"

World of Warcraft spotted - instant follow! 😁

your regained consciousness has doomed us all

go ahead, have a shuffle about it, and to heck with anyone who objects! 😁

this is the much more relaxed and much lesser known cousin of the moon from Majora's Mask

if someone (hypothetically) told you to leave and you refused, that would mean you're Dublin down 🤔

(speaking as a fellow pally main, btw 🤣)

"Oh, what's that, prey? You have me down to 20% health and you think you're about to kill me? Well, my Divine Shield has something to say about that! Oh dear, look at that - now I've stunned you for several seconds and I'm healing myself! I bet you feel like a *real* dummy right about now!" 😁

"dog jokes aside"? no. let me stop you right there. fuck off with that. this woman shot her pet dog because she didn't want to put in the effort and resources to train the dog properly. she is unhinged and should never have been put in any position of power at any level.

Temu Canadians, smh