Yotta

Panasonic tube TV displaying a can of hard seltzer

i saw the hard seltzer glow

Disqualified as a Women I'm Living Trash

This is genuinely one of the most impressive sets of levels I've ever played. I'm terrified by what arcane, mind-binding rituals must of went into developing it.

Also that part in 8-3 is so very pretty.

The ravenous need for social connection, stymied by the cold reality of the bitter fucking cold 😩

A fun prank

(featuring Samantha and guest starring Daniel because it might be good for him feel something for once)

Step 1

(me out my bathroom window after taking such a long poop that i lose track of time) you there boy! what day is it

Girl that's maidslop. You only like it because it's polite

riiiiiiip

Need to curl up inside the chest cavity of someone

fed your polite little dolly a sliver of dragonheart. yup now its going to want and want and want instead of being content with emptiness of self and the satisfaction of services rendered. i also taught it the words of unmaking so youre in kind of a mutually assured destruction situation with it now

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

hey so why does the disposable black face mask have a 200% multiplier to "fuckability"

good morning lesbians here is a surgeon's report to the Mémoires de l'Académie Royale from 1757 about a "woman from Parma, of low birth" who got an ivory-typed needle stuck in her vagina while "sleeping with another girl, who wanted to perform acts of which she was incapable"

Take care of yourself.

#CherubDev #UE5

(upper panel) drawing of Basil saying; "Wow that was pretty traumatic guess I'll be puppy about it" (lower panel) Basil in puppy form looking tired

Puppy

What does that actually entail tho?

Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.

people will say they "fingerblast" someone but they never say they "penisblast"

it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet
#roseart

pants banned. shut up, ensign, shorts also banned. skirt banned, dress banned. nothing but panties shape below the waist. i need to see legs. i'm sick, ensign, and i need to see legs. i'm ILL and i NEED to see LEGS or i'll DIE. don't get petulant, ensign. enforce my new policy. enforce it. sexier.

Lovers

You can get a similar effect but bouncing in place and making a high-pitched chirp.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

Emo nerd Skateboard epic fail
#emo #scene #art

Pissing on my doggirl, but my body is so healthy and holy that the pee comes out as pure distilled water and now she’s getting antsy because it feels like she’s taking a shower

The urge to be given a clear and direct purpose (giving head)

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so we're off starship here and we're in a older style structure/setting, like concrete walls with inlaid designs and some stained glass maybe in the background. Centered on camera is a guy. He's wearing a white turtleneck shirt under a ruffly sikly black robe, but it all looks formal and fancy. He's a redhead, his hair is buoyant, and he has a thick and spongy red beard. Could easily be a yacht rock artist from the 80s. He's looking forward with a 'manifest destiny' kind of fire in his eye. Closed caption reads, "I am the anarchy of lust."