riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin

He referred to it as "a shooting involving an ICE officer" lol. Deeply pathetic

Liberals are always so impressed when the most milquetoast losers use bad words. Jacob Frey will do absolutely nothing about this murder

Do you guys think Stephen Miller is standing behind the camera and mouthing "WAR" at him

I heard your man making up allegories and the figure intended to represent the position of ignorance bore a striking resemblance to you

(to the tune of freed from desire) My love smells sort of funny, he's got his bear deceased

Alright, time to share some thoughts with The World's Most Infamous Pedophile. I think I'll do it via email. No way this backfires, ever!

Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox

This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.

The King Boiled His Deep State

Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me

Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11

"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives

Is there anyone more pathetic than these liberal scolds? How dare you demand that your leaders lead!

Fuck, not the poker players

Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty

"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?"

Got his ass

This is the most appealing picture they could take?

Pretty sure it is - this isn't the first time I've heard of something like this and it seems bulletproof if you're sure you're never going to return to the USA. What's American Express going to do, send paratroopers to storm Guangdong?

This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king

thank you, fact-checkers

🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶

lol

Not at all

Republicans: Let's eviscerate the public sector. Let's deport or prosecute every student protestor we can get our hands on. Let's rip the copper wiring out of the world economy.

Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy,

Obvious point about how Obama paved the road to hell aside, it is sort of galling how his response to massive catastrophe is "erm, double standards much?"

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