Jason Botelho's Avatar

Jason Botelho

@jasonbotelho

IBS-haver. Regional sales manager for the world’s number 73 computer hardware distributor. These posts powered by DraftKings Sportsbook. ✌️

95
Followers
70
Following
1,229
Posts
15.10.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho

It’s real but (and?) Daines said this five years ago.

07.03.2026 17:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lot of people on here who don’t know that Condoleezza Rice has been deeply involved in college athletics for over a decade.

06.03.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I’m UConn, I’m pushing Geno out the door after this season to hire Kim Caldwell before Tennessee offers her a lifetime contract.

06.03.2026 02:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We’ve created this wonderful, joyful celebration of women’s basketball. But what if we decided the entire season on a referee review that benefited the league co-founder?” #unrivaled

05.03.2026 03:58 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

My son, Goofus, started out smoking the occasional Caitlin Clark with his friends but now he’s snorting Croix Bethune and huffing Jeeno Thitikul left and right and we just don’t know how to stop him.

03.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, the definition of “Zionism” is “fascism.” You have a very valuable and thoughtful perspective. Many people respect you, I am sure.

01.03.2026 23:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey there stranger, what does “Zionist” mean to you?

01.03.2026 22:46 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
28.02.2026 22:50 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When Bibi says this is about the “brave Iranian people,” you just have to believe him because when has he *I burst into flames*

28.02.2026 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And they’re able to execute that while having a gambling partner.

28.02.2026 03:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Few more satisfying feelings in the modern world than canceling a monthly subscription the day before you’re charged (see you in November, B1G+).

27.02.2026 23:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This happened with my dental floss so I totally get what Noem is doing here.

27.02.2026 05:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now I know I didn’t just hear an analyst on a women’s college basketball game say Paige Bueckers’ name that way

27.02.2026 02:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A red dot appears on my forehead as I start crafting a joke about how Kevin McGuff is going to process this loss.

26.02.2026 03:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think Michigan’s late game execution is terrific!

26.02.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s such an honor to live in this timeline and watch one of the greatest to ever do it operating at the peak of his craft (Roy Gulbeyan). #ncaawbb

26.02.2026 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.02.2026 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s visiting websites heretofore never visited in the history of the world.

25.02.2026 03:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the most freeing 75 minutes of Mike Johnson’s son’s year.

25.02.2026 02:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I’m very sorry

24.02.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“All of the Chateaubriand I eat is exclusively from corn-fed cows.”

23.02.2026 17:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100% though you’ve got to admit, it’s going to be awesome to watch him try to connect with corn farmers in Iowa.

23.02.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Newsom sucks for an infinite number of reasons but the original poster is doing some elite intellectual dishonesty. bsky.app/profile/park...

23.02.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hi I have no idea who you are but I want to let you know that seeing your very bad posts shared on my timeline has been the worst part of my day.

22.02.2026 22:35 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think Kim Caldwell is doing an excellent job (I was Eric Cantor’s 2014 campaign manager). #ncaawbb

22.02.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

And this is why you employ photojournalists

20.02.2026 03:25 👍 106 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Adia Barnes to Tennessee…who says “no?”

20.02.2026 02:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this about Jordan Westburg’s elbow?

19.02.2026 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just a man with a B1G+ subscription, too much time on his hands, a fear of leaving the house, and a deep trust in the NET.

19.02.2026 05:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*taps sign*

19.02.2026 05:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0