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Books. Babes. Boat shoes. Debut novel Crash and Burn available at Bella Books. https://www.bellabooks.com/product/9781642476668e/

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“That alarm was still ringing within her. A match had been struck and was hovering over a pool of accelerant, flames poised to be unleashed if she didn’t get on a line and douse them immediately."

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07.08.2025 18:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Crash and Burn by KP Evans is a humorous, tense and sexy romance between a hot but traumatized firefighter and the free spirit business owner who sets up across the street from Station 2

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04.08.2025 00:00 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Hey hey heeeyyy!

TLR got a hold of Crash and Burn and the verdict is: it's pretty good! Check out the review below.

08.08.2025 15:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Crash and Burn – eBook

Available here at Bella Books!

www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...

07.07.2025 19:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you like:
- grumpy firefighters
- excitable sunshine cinnamon roll LIs
- small towns
- lots and lots of Air Jordan sneakers
- Taylor Swift references
- sweet and spicy love scenes

If so, you should check this out. If not, you should check it out anyway.

05.07.2025 18:50 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 3
@MZanona on X:

Van Orden, who’s a yes on mega bill, pushes back on notion that Rs do watever Trump says:

“The president of the United States didn't give us an assignment. We're not a bunch of little bitches around here okay? I'm a member of Congress. I represent almost 800,000 Wisconsinnites.”

@MZanona on X: Van Orden, who’s a yes on mega bill, pushes back on notion that Rs do watever Trump says: “The president of the United States didn't give us an assignment. We're not a bunch of little bitches around here okay? I'm a member of Congress. I represent almost 800,000 Wisconsinnites.”

Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) is indeed a little bitch

02.07.2025 18:37 👍 3783 🔁 536 💬 174 📌 118

Hell yeah, I hope you like it

02.07.2025 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well look at this! Someone pretty cool and vaguely talented wrote a book!

Check it out at Bella Books.

02.07.2025 14:56 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Very much seems like the US is entering a war with Iran because Nethanyahu started it. No broader discussion about the US national interest here from the America first guys

22.06.2025 00:47 👍 6167 🔁 1100 💬 127 📌 51

Tomorrow is a very good day to impeach a president and his entire cabinet. Today would be good too, but tomorrow will work for me.

22.06.2025 00:59 👍 2232 🔁 444 💬 5 📌 16

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

04.02.2025 02:34 👍 20975 🔁 6113 💬 593 📌 208

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

30.01.2025 04:44 👍 35679 🔁 7886 💬 551 📌 169

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

30.01.2025 15:20 👍 34597 🔁 8998 💬 526 📌 263

If you're wondering about the kinds of sodas they had access to while making this decision, then man, do I ever have the blog for you: www.thesodafountain.xyz/p/which-fede...

29.01.2025 19:56 👍 71 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

13.01.2025 05:24 👍 50035 🔁 5506 💬 676 📌 212
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
13.01.2025 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Die hard fan" means that whenever you watch your team play you just want to die

12.01.2025 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus christ let's just hurry up and lose this game so I can enjoy the rest of the playoffs

12.01.2025 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Leave it to the Packers to lose a playoff game before I've even finished my first drink. YAY WISCONSIN SPORTS

12.01.2025 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The New York Times can go fuck itself in the face.

11.01.2025 23:36 👍 660 🔁 70 💬 50 📌 12

I was test driving a car today when suddenly I saw a cybertruck in the next lane.

I almost crash the car.

Why do they look like that? 😭

12.01.2025 02:26 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

steve bannon is screaming "kill the boer", and honestly? swag. never talking shit about how he wears five overlapping flannels again

12.01.2025 01:15 👍 499 🔁 77 💬 18 📌 23
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Title Announcement: Lesser Hungers

This paranormal body horror by Rien Gray questions who owns the skin you live in, starring a nonbinary protagonist clawing a new identity after a near-death experience.

Release date: November 15, 2025

05.01.2025 21:29 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

In 2025, I’d like to invite people to purposefully read more dense and/or complex prose.

There is nothing wrong with
reading slow or reading something multiple times.

There’s no shame in looking up the definition of words or writing out plot events to analyze their importance.

03.01.2025 18:03 👍 1912 🔁 317 💬 56 📌 29

the bar is extremely high but “kek you frens later, anons” might be the single most embarrassing thing anyone has ever posted

03.01.2025 03:41 👍 3665 🔁 450 💬 108 📌 38

As a Twitter elder who saw the rise and fall of the entire site, I beg of you: get help if you think like this. This is not a normal thing to think about. Your brain has been broken by a website.

01.01.2025 22:03 👍 264 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 0

We actually designed our car to be good at exploding

02.01.2025 03:17 👍 3649 🔁 376 💬 58 📌 16

they suspect terrorism here, so my best guess is that a guy owned a cybertruck for a few months and eventually decided to suicide bomb it

02.01.2025 03:20 👍 683 🔁 33 💬 27 📌 2

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

12.12.2024 14:21 👍 25549 🔁 2189 💬 403 📌 72

"what kind of cat is this" it is a fluff gremlin. don't worry about it

09.12.2024 19:01 👍 614 🔁 42 💬 10 📌 2