clownpenis.fartlow

death recorded

get them dollars, girls

I had a whole joke about oral comps that I decided not to post because it was gross

A LinkedIn ad offering “honorary doctorates” in a discipline of your choice

Good to know LinkedIn will accept ad dollars from literally anyone

bye dipshit

not good. not good at all

My husband baked this stunningly handsome loaf of bread today and I am just inordinately proud of him and it.

An unlikely band of prominent business, religious, government and academic leaders have set aside their political differences and signed on to email their friend Jeffrey Epstein

We’re gonna fart em out

lmaooooooooooo

go get your shah box

all of them

you love to see it

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A parrot walking through an open door, appearing to gaze tentatively at the viewer, with the caption "Yall mind if I scream"

I like how this had "additional reporting"

Sam Page is awful, but, in fairness, Phil Berger losing would be very, very, very funny.

Dave Chapelle with his hands in a box of sand on a coffee table, staring vacantly ahead

it is a VERY SPECIAL military operation

sounds like a win-win

does he call them losers to their face or turn his back on them to address it to the media

looking positively embalmed, Sir

we turned our doorbell chime off several years ago and realized what a breakthrough that was and have never turned it back on

let’s find out

yeah this sounds like another Trump maneuver to ultimately humiliate Ted Cruz?

Relying on unprivileged/discoverable slop legal memos written by no one for your labor and employment practice, boy, I don’t know

hard. fucking. pass.

Fartlows of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your farts