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Absolutely devastated that college football is coming to an end but I have a good feeling about this game 🍀
I’m going to save so much time from the TikTok ban
I have a dumb question for criminal attorneys. How does the counts thing work? Like when someone gets charged with three (3) counts of murder but they only murdered one (1) person
That’s just my DMs
@dietcokeesq.bsky.social
Charge him $
Birdie is literally sleeping? And being an angel? In a carrier?
It’s always a surprise 😊
Sometimes I see the most unhinged cases and I’m like ohhhh you’re going home with @esqinhiding.bsky.social
I’m not worried that my future/hypothetical child will be a trigger. I’m just so worried that I won’t always react perfectly gentle, calm, and kind in every moment
When my dogs get too touchy, I can pick them up and put them elsewhere. Dogs can be trained to not bark and not do other things. Children are different and they have feelings so I’m scared
Charles marrying his side piece, George W Bush
Your child is perfect though so why are you struggling
I have four (4) dogs 😭
Did this happen for you naturally? I’m so scared 🥺
How do people with sensory issues have children? Noises, touching, etc.
No. Last time we had a situation like this, it was 3 business days
Today I asked him where my overdue shit was or if he was still stuck on the trademark thing. Yes, he is still stuck on the trademark thing
HOW DO YOU KNOW COMMOM LAW TRADEMARK WON’T WORK
OC has been increasingly aggravating and frankly, weird. I looked him up on Unicourts and saw that he is actively fighting a DUI charge. Good luck, brother
Love telling opposing counsel that they are fighting ghosts when something is getting overlawyered
You’re a civ pro, not a civ amateur
I’m going to record myself screaming and send it every time someone asks me a question that I already answered 10+ times in the past
What’s next?? Lower back tattoos?
Please just no low rise jeans
I’m upset
