Ann Hog

Controversial opinion, but I DO hope the door hits Noem on her way out. She’s a shitty person and if anyone deserves a sore back and bruises on her butt, it is her.

Hope he’s smart enough to change the sheets on that plane.

One more ride in the flying fuck palace?

So $90-ish per month for every man, woman and child in the USA. Do you think that the average family of 4 would rather have $360/month instead of this bullshit war?

I would love to see Benson get a real shot this year.

I thought Benson looked way better than Friedl out there last year, albeit in very limited time.

Joke’s on them. If Iranians are looking for sympathy they obviously don‘t realize how little Americans care about kids being massacred in schools.

The weekend hosts are all working at the DoD running the war.

As so many other journalists are being laid off and entire newsrooms are being shuttered, Alexandra Petri’s continued employment baffles me.

I personallly found the weird robot clapping offputting. It was obviously scripted and well-rehearsed so that the entire audience stopped clapping in unison everytime. I agree in theory but this came off as inauthentic.

Like if Jesse Owens had put his gold medal around Hitler’s neck and give him a chest bump.

I hope his new contract pays him enough to buy a new hat.

I just want to know when we're at least gonna get to watch "Ow My Balls!"

I thought about him a lot last year when people had totally forgotten about him. Louisville should have a pretty formidable rotation this year.

What is the mood in Federal Way?

The only patriots I root for sang in the J6 choir.

There are good people on both sides of this controversy. Well, except for the Obamas.

The 2028 D candidate who holds up a ready-to-go bid for the implosion of the ballroom in the first debate will have it wrapped up before the NH primary.

Time to party with David Lean!

Stolen Bike Film Festival with Pee Wee's Big Adventure next.

Ha! Love the headline. I wonder if the Dodgers site's headline is "Dodgers Claim Ben Rortvedt from Top Competitor".

Will be mandatory on casual Friday at the Rosemont HQ.

Man. This kind of stuff is why I really miss the weekly Fever Dreams podcast. The Fingering Trio/Potato Posse/whatever kind of scratches that itch but it’s not nearly as frequent or in-depth as I want. Like, what is going on in the MAGA rap scene? I don’t know because Fever Dreams went away.

Never in my life have hoped someone chokes themselves to death while masturbating more than this guy.

Theres a real possibility that 3 of the 5 highest paid players this season will be washed up third basemen (Suarez $15MM, Hayes $7MM and Jeimer $13MM). Hoping for the best, but I don’t know.

Gonna change elections to "first to 21" just like ping pong.

A "constitutional scholar" who has never read the constitution. A "christian" who has never read the Bible. Are we sure Mike Johnson is even literate?

He’s as good a constitutional scholar as he is a Christian.

Here, here. When I watched Law & Order I saw 60 year old Jerry Orbach arrest serial killers wearing nothing but a cheap suit and carrying a simple revolver. These clowns have to dress like Zero Dark Thirty extras to take down preschool teachers and line cooks?

I only listen to Buckeye Chuck. Phil is fake news.