I am the Ramen Queen

Baltimore has maybe half a dozen holes they need to fill and this is only one of them. And they sold the entire house on this. Will be interesting to see how it pays off.

Getting on Beyoncé’s internet to just self flagellate like this is a kink you keep between you and Jesus.

Shoes stay on, butches and bitches!

The word rough isn’t doing enough work for that this is

Just absolutely second, third, and fourth hand embarrassment at this point, yo.

A major part of my job is reviewing resumes. Gen Z, for some reason, has not figured out that capitalization of words is *necessary* on a resume. Including their own names.

I cannot imagine completing a whole application and being like “naw man capital letters are too aggressive for me”

I don’t care that you lived in a cardboard box in Ramadi living on only MREs during the height of GWOT. This generation of soldier will never get to do that. Stop setting some weird, impossibly high bar of suffering and support your fellow service members and vets.

I don’t care that they have Chilis and Dunkin. They are overseas away from their family for almost a calendar year at a time and are a hop skip away from real danger.

And now thousands of them are in actual real danger.

Never really loved the “Kuwait is not a real deployment” jokes but I think we can finally put those to be as classless and untrue.

Same energy as the school yard bully just responding “your mom” at every intelligent point made against them.

The “I would have enlisted but I would have punched my drill sergeant” crowd is real quiet now.

So, like, what was the logic of doing all of this during Ramadan?

Absofuckinglutely not.

Right wing “art” is just uninspired liberal commentary/satire.

Ultra-conservative folks have never had an original or creative thought in their lives.

YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT!

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and saying `` yeah , ok ... '' . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and saying `` yeah , ok ... '' .

Me, a Buffalonian, when the rest of the country panics about snow:

The Gaudreau jersey ❤️

the Johnny Gaudreau jersey got me ❤️ 🇺🇸

FUCK YES!!!!!

Double donk!

Americans just look totally gassed right now.

My god that 5-3 defense was cinema

What are your top 3 most impactful GWOT history books?

Mine:
1) Black Hearts by Jim Frederick
2) Generation Kill by Evan Wright
3) War by Sebastian Junger

HM to Redeployment by Phil Klay and The Outpost, which is a great book, but Jake Tapper is not my favorite.

LFGGGGG

I dunno man, maybe calling yourself Quad God is bad karma or something.

Knee deep in the trenches of toddlerhood and I’m with you: give me back my crying little immobile potato. Was easier to be sleep deprived and be able to put the baby down than be a little less sleep deprived and chase after a hurricane.

“He served his country honorably”

My guy, your client sent my BN commander an email five years into his eight year contract, saying the mortgage co. approved his VA home loan, so he didn’t think he needed to come to drill anymore*

*spoiler, the loan agent was wrong and he did not in fact qualify.

If you are going to make your poor attorney reach out to my command to request an upgraded discharge characterization, probably important to tell your attorney you purposely avoided AIT, thus per 135-178 only qualifying you for an uncharacterized discharge, at best.

Clients stop making their TDS counsel look foolish by withhold critical information from them Challenge

You’re probably not wrong. My memory is garbage.