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#OhCougs. Former cheesesteak influencer. #FaturdayForever.

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The PAC-12 is back, baby!!!

07.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a Lady Gaga song

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish there was a wayback machine specific to lost Geocities or Angelfire pages. I had a few, but I couldn't even begin to remember their URLs.

06.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is making me laugh so hard

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1876 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 245

bsky.app/profile/hise...

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When Trump is looking for a new DHS Secretary

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you are When you are
the Department of Special Envoy for
Homeland Security The Shield of the
Secretary Americas

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Go Cougs

05.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mark teixeira once tried to get bees to stop swarming at a spring training game by bringing a plastic bear honey bottle out of the clubhouse, he will be the republican party’s top scientific mind in congress

04.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 513 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
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03.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Hahaha, that would be way too much work when the catnip is right there!

02.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But then what would the golf media speculate about?

02.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is insane!

02.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And elementary schools. Don't forget the elementary schools.

28.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Isaiah Salinda Joel Dahmen
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Tarps off on the golf course

27.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of the clips are going to be hilarious though!

25.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will not be watching the SOTU for very obvious reasons, but I'm looking forward to the clips I catch on social.

24.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Email to USA Hockey

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

23.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 18928 πŸ” 3109 πŸ’¬ 543 πŸ“Œ 556

The Utah Seahawks coming soon

23.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want less video content. I scroll past video content because I'm not weird and don't listen to video content on my phone in public full blast.

23.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people watching Golf Channel right now are not the casual fan who wants to hear about Scottie's round, or the chances that Tiger might play Augusta.

COVER THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT.

22.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Golf coverage sucks because instead of talking about Bridgeman's round, we're talking about Scottie Scheffler on Golf Channel.

22.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the genuine hop in his step. what joy

21.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 422 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

And there are multiple clients. I thought I was the only one.

21.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Speaker of the House was definitely "too busy" to see this and cannot comment on it.

19.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You a cop?

18.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Define the word "realistic"?

18.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0