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Captain Dragontickler

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Uncreative, unfunny, unproductive, unbearably cool

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I can fix his quote for you.

“I want to see the baby!”

09.03.2026 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s killer news if you work with like, the North Korean government or something. Putin’s pretty happy bout it too.

08.03.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s huge, but if youre going of the greater area and not the strict city limits it’s smaller than the nyc metro area.

Which isn’t to undersell it, at right around 16 million the Tehran metro area is way larger than most people realize. This is horrific.

08.03.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve spent 25 years building up a ridiculously broken antiterrorist system of shadow courts and dockets and the incoming presidents response to the opposition attempting to get him and His party lynched was to ride his bike around a bit instead of using it.

Weenie hut jr party.

08.03.2026 00:57 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hey what do you think a political campaign does just wondering

07.03.2026 22:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If it wasn’t for those AOC voters in Pennsylvania, a place that AOC famously represents and run in every two years, Kamala would have won by 400 electoral votes. we could have had sad face more Gaza bombing sad face instead of happy face.

07.03.2026 22:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty simple loop to close too, if you stop funding the war crimes you can just up the tax credit to 50k. Seems like a winner to me, People like houses more than innocent baby corpses.

07.03.2026 18:58 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah imagine how bad a campaign you have to run to lose to said pedo felon. I guess the whole “why appeal to
my party when I can fail to get maga votes instead” gambit kinda fell flat

07.03.2026 18:49 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank u im putting work in

07.03.2026 18:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cool thing about those two is that they’re in office rather than being unemployed neoliberals self soothing at funerals.

07.03.2026 18:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This pictures theme: people who
Didnt lose

07.03.2026 18:27 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The people who lose elections sure do have fond feelings about Liz Cheney

07.03.2026 18:26 👍 61 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IKE is actually I.K.E, the international kill epicenter where political dissidents are sent to be turned into keratin based goop which is then formed into delicious candies.

07.03.2026 15:09 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Yeah you think you’re cool but do any of you have one of these?

07.03.2026 08:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok but where am I gonna find a woman with Vagina Dentata at this hour

07.03.2026 07:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re allowed to do it recreationally but if you try to charge for it you need to pay the god damn government

07.03.2026 07:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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there was, I ate this every day as a small human

07.03.2026 07:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How does this play compared to something like marvel champions?

07.03.2026 06:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s just the dot com bubble again, there’s no need for almost any of these models. A few large players like Microsoft will stick it out, everything else is going to implode. Gonna be a wierd crash too because lots of money tied in but shockingly few employees.

07.03.2026 06:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait, wait, damnit, do over.

ah, yeah, the silent killer

07.03.2026 06:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Off to make contrails brother?”

07.03.2026 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A yup thatl do it

07.03.2026 05:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what kind a monkey?

07.03.2026 05:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Is this anything

07.03.2026 05:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mario foraging guide

Mario foraging guide

07.03.2026 03:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Free weapon hack

07.03.2026 03:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…. How did they say it? not the words but, you know, did they do the voice

07.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think we may have answered the question “what about bob” but I think we really need to ask ourselves if every mystery needs to be explained

07.03.2026 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Football Jersey still fits

07.03.2026 01:38 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought u were larger

07.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0