underrated benefit of ranked choice voting is you can cast a meaningful ballot AND write in mickey mouse
underrated benefit of ranked choice voting is you can cast a meaningful ballot AND write in mickey mouse
the more I learn about American history one thing stands out: liberals are/have been constantly surprised to find that it is some combination of greed and racism every time
guy who thinks and MMTer is someone who thinks Magical Mystery Tour is the Beatles best album
I've been known to make an honest attempt at even the nastiest of meatball subs
purveyor of exotic salsas
It's a "My Bathroom Experienceβ’οΈ was: π or βΉοΈ" button that cost so much money that the rest of the airport is barren and the TP is 1-ply
I'm pressing the McKinsey button at the LaGuardia International Airport Bathroom
Two people!
I can't find someone who wants my invite code lmfao this app isn't gonna make it
bro look at my doctor w a pharma company name on his white coat sleeve I'm not gonna make it
In a fun turn of events, I GET to spend my entire day in the hospitals tomorrow (the hottest day of the year)
If you, the CEO of a data company, need to write an argument for why your product is the same as the atom bomb, you've already lost
There really is nothing like waking up and seeing an absolutely crazy post
good news everyone: after some time in the wilderness I found a new bearing to head towards with my career
bluesky dares to ask: what if there was Twitter but only with the cops and nerds
i dont know how to follow people on here
If it doesn't rain too hard and for long enough, there's theoretically a point where the standing pools of water in NYC are actually clean
fiestaware is not tacky
Maybe even government official now that I think of it. Cannot imagine Mnuchin just getting on TV once a week and being given carte blanche
Big get
It seems like Larry Summers is the only former Treasury Secretary that can get a completely uncritical media blast whenever he wants to say anything
BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
If you're followed on here I think people know why!
Hostile to the press as a simulation of what they perceived Trump's hostility to be, but without the content or the "principles"
threads looks like an app thatβs onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
Watching my gf scroll thru her Apple emoji keyboard like damn you live like this?
βbluesky wonβt have any debate because itβs all left-leaning folksβ - person who has never been in a room with two leftists
*without searching out