Puck

I've kept a 10 bolivianos bill for years just because it has a hummingbird on it.

LXC: What do you mean your boyfriend moves in? You've never mentioned a boyfriend!

LWJ, mentally recounting all the things he shared with his brother since he got together with Wei Ying six months ago: Huh.

Lan Wangji picks and chooses what info he shares with his brother.

LWJ: Yes, I went out during the weekend.

(To the library and to the laundromat.)

LWJ: The leeking pipe in my kitchen has been fixed.

(The handyman flirted with me the whole time & we're going out to dinner tonight.)

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

Rabbit activities *cough cough* require a lot of energy!

Modern day advice column written by exasperated cultivators called ‘Is This Resentful Energy Or Just Black Mold?’

And no one will ever ask him to make an address again, two birds one stone!

LWJ *is distracted by how handsome his dentist is*

WWX *turns on the drill*

LWJ: 😨

Wei Ying, a dentist?

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

Every other crime documentary at the beginning: You won't believe what happened in this case!
And by the end: The boyfriend/husband/partner did it.

I was perfecting my matcha making technique during the weekend. No more overpriced coffeshop matcha for me!

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

#wangxian modern!lwj as the world's most accomplished basset hound racing handler

wwx, trying exposure therapy for his cynophobia, discovers basset hound races on youtuve and slowly becomes the biggest possible fan of lwj and his pup, Dustless.

This is a story how Lan Wangji found a gorgeous man stuck to his gate one morning.

And proved his insufferable older brother wrong - one did not need to go out and socialise to find a perfect partner!

Wei Ying made a grave mistake. He knew one should not try to lick a metal gate when the temperature was below 0. Or, preferably, as an adult, at all!

But they were having first real winter in years and he was feeling nostalgic and now he's, predictably, stuck.

Many, many sect rules, probably 😅

Not sure, but LXC is sure that whatever happens is not his didi’s fault 😌

Oh no oh no get your demon!husband back Lan Zhan 😭

And LWJ cannot stand the thought of having WWX out of his sight, so he gives chase!

Lan Xichen, taking a stroll through the Cloud Recesses: I wonder how my didi fares in befriending that Jiang disciple.

WWX *runs yelling*

LWJ *partially disrobed, bare-chested, runs after WWX*

Then LWJ (still not thinking clearly) starts to disrobe to check himself for curses... perhaps he caught some stray curse in the Burial Mounds and what he sees is an illusion.

This is where WWX tries to flee and go get Zewu-Jun.

(He is not equipped to deal with half-naked LWJ!)

LWJ is, understandably, overwhelmed, and WWX's chatting does not help the situation, so he reaches out and clamps his hand over WWX's mouth, because he can't concentrate, he can't think...!

WWX looks briefly outraged and then immediately DELIGHTED at having gotten a reaction.

LWJ dies after he retrieves A-Yuan from the Burial Mounds in his weakened state and he wakes up in the Lan library during summer lectures all those years ago.

Across him there's Wei Ying, young, and bright, and alive, AND TALKING.

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

He didn't mention that development because he was too busy talking about Wei Ying 😌

Wangji was not complaining, he was bragging. Aslo, he pierced his ears.

It’s only when Xichen visits Wangji in the dorm at the end of first semester he finds out that Wangji neglected telling him that he and Wei Ying became boyfriends after about a week of cohabitation.

And this Wei Ying sounds harmless, even if he commits the great sin of never ironing his shirts.

Xichen believes that Wangji should get used to spending more time with people who are not his immediate family. That’s an essential skill for an adult!