scully: they said the victim died of (vocal eye-roll) "the dancing plague"
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of Alien the green alien

HAPPY ELECTRIC FEEL FRIDAY BTW ‼️‼️‼️

Tataru: I really like the doman music that plays when we play mahjong.

Hancock: to me it’s just music.

Tataru: I don’t think you get to make that joke.

"yeah, you're going to jeuno, sandy, windy, and even al zahbi!"
"what about bastok?"
"what ABOUT bastok?"

get wrecked bastok mains, we're coming for the gustaberg outpost lmao

Still puts me ahead of Hinako

Guess I'm adopting the creepy/wet twins if that's all they have! Wasn't expecting to become a mom in the haunted mansion but that's how it goes sometimes I suppose

A screenshot from the personal wiki I made for this game. I tagged it as suggestive for spoiler reasons mostly, but this level of power might also be too overstimulating for children (this is a joke)

some data just isn't the right shape for a spreadsheet okay

oh, so it was just a promo for a LN?

*saying this, she picked up a large rock*

big lady that menaces me

A Tumblr post by unionizedwizard from April 25, 2024: ok so like. imagine. you're a high-ranking government official and one of your colleagues has announced his decision to step down and retire, and named his successor, so you and your coworker-bestie-husband(™️) go on an official administrative business trip to go meet said guy. and then you arrive and you find A Cat in the bushes outside the office. it's in poor shape but its microchip says it actually belongs to your other colleague-and-friend. you are bullied into taking the cat to the vet AND letting it tag along despite your protests. and you finally find the guy you were supposed to meet and the cat is like. staying in the room. where you are supposed to conduct aforementioned highly confidential job interview. and you try to shoo it away but the guy you're trying to interview is like No i want the cat to be there. Because i'm nervous. About the job interview. Let the cat stay. I trust him because my pet bird loves him :). so the cat gets to stay. and then you keep going and you bump into yet another old acquaintance of yours (now retired and living her best hippie life) (which is highly frowned upon) and she goes Oooooh! Is that my cat you've found? :) and you're like, what the fuck is the deal with this goddamn cat, but you can't say that outright because you are a government official on a very important mission, so you go "i wasn't aware you even had a cat? also the microchip says it belongs to our other colleague" and she goes "oh well no i don't but clearly this cat is wearing the collar i give to all my pets so it must mean he's come from the future :) where i will own this specific cat :) hi little kitty! pspspsp!" and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone today? and then the cat looks at you and says "she's right. i come from the future. where everyone has been turned into cats since the world ended. also i will kill you in about twelve thousand years from now. fucker."

another HOME RUN from tumblr

Still on the BDS list, alas.

🌕 Two girls must travel to the Moon's core after it has been thrown out of orbit. A PC98 inspired visual novel about fear of the unknown and people in love.

"The Moon Looks Beautiful Tonight: Definitive Edition" is releasing for FREE March 18th, 2026.

👇 Wishlist today! 👇

BECOME MUTUALS With: • Lesbians • People on 5 different stimulants • People obsessed with a band/artist • people w personality disorders • junkies • Canadians • fujoshis Your contacts are the real "money". Network your way to success.

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

okay well mahjong soul is free in terms of money but there is a psychic/spiritual toll you pay whenever you play a game of mahjong and someone calls ron on some 1-2 han all simples/dragon hand while you are in tenpai waiting on a tile to complete your actual awesome hand for grown ups...

Meanwhile in the other mech, Kasmira just doing her job,

Eventually of course it ends up as a pacrim-style double pilot situation, but it takes a while to get to that from Arthie's initial "you stole my robot" stance

Arthie as the unacceptably-compromised-by-tech/aliens previous pilot and Corvina as her hotshot replacement, aka "what if there were two Asukas?"

maomao

Still like how I drew a Black Mage w me hair a few months back. I should give her a drinking buddy one of these months 🍻

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️

splicing troll terminology onto gobbiespeak until someone calls me out for it

possibly the worst thing I've ever written, on reflection

she tonguetuck my bonebulge til I gobbieflap

HELL YEAH

Lillina and Xan'a should hang out

Lina: "Telling someone they should kill themselves is just wasting everybody's time. The only people who would actually do it are the ones that you wouldn't want to. If you truly think they should die about it, you gotta have the conviction to kill them yourself."

"so you started blueprintce, how's it going?"

well I'm looking at locally hosted wiki options, so,

Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

Screengrab from GITS:SAC S1 E2, Tachikoma with dozens of bullet holes in it, smashed up, on the ground, expanding puddle of oil underneath it. Subtitle "I'm fine."

tfw you're fine