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and when they leave your render distance they despawn 😀😅😆😜 I really love me some gamer humor

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Me: It’s Friday
People on here: It’s Friday for me as well
Me: We agree
People: Yes for this whole day

often times complaints id hear would be "why is my drink cold" when they showed up 20 minutes late to pick up a HOT DRINK.

my evilest starbucks confession is i would make mobile and delivery customers shit kind of bad on purpose. bc they were often rude antisocial weirdos lol

not to turn this funny image into some lame ass philosophical observation, but its genuinely insane to me that some people dont understand why online orders often turn out wrong/incomplete

like uhm.. you are ordering off of a gay fucking app. why should they give a fuck about gay app orders

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

only 2 boxes of thin mints? ok

like THE MOST ADVANCED cqc system ever that fully utilizes the dualshock 3s pressure sensitive face buttons.... that most players didnt even know existed. people beat this game and didnt know you could sexually lay on top of a guy by releasing and light tapping X while flicking down on left stick

for mgs4.. a more seasoned mgs fan would probably put mgs3 or 1 in there bc they are good games. to me, being "good" is a detriment to the quality of the game. the REASON why mgs4 is so amazing is bc its 25 minutes of gameplay buried in 5 hours of cutscenes. amazing features you use in one level.

i did that 9games dot com thing.. i had to leave a few Important ones off the list bc i wanted to focus on my like Foundational games. if it was 10games you know butcher bay would be smack dab in the center

i always thought bladee was saying "FAGGOT FEELINGS GOTTA HIDE IT" in this part of be nice 2 me up until i looked up the lyrics last year

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

dude fuck yes

question of the century

I don't "trauma dump" I , strategically dispose of negative experience aura mid conversation in a respectful and healthy way

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

I was "today" years old when I realized you can change like notifs so you no longer need to be assaulted with a notification when someone IMMEDIATELY likes your shit post... but you can leave it on for mutuals, bc we all know that "mutual dopamine" hits like craaazzzzy compared to follower dopamine

sometimes it's hard being the most honest and intelligent and fascinating and beautiful person on earth - haha, but somehow I manage, despite my demanding job at the Genius Ideas factory . and my 7 non-trans kids that I misgender on purpose to make them more empathetic and resilient to propaganda

omg YESSSS thank you so much!!! when u posted ur reply the other day that track title looked sooo familiar lol. I'll dm u my details in a sec.

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

I got fillings done today and ... UUHHHAHHHHJJ ohhh my fucking Jaw hurts sooo bad. ow oww

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkIG...

🗣️🗣️ 🔥FEEL FREE TO DIE WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH 🔥

mobOS trailer - Fake OS & Internet Exploration Game

#gamedev #indiedev #gamemaker

my parents were huge potheads but at this age i had no idea. even tho our house reeked like weed and they had paraphernalia in the car DSGBSHJBSGSADGLK california BTW

on a family drive home my parents had this song playing on the radio when we pulled into the driveway. we sat in the car & listened to the rest of the song and my mom & dad turned to me & my sister, very seriously, and were like "kids.. this song has an important message about drugs"

i was like 10

when die antwood teaches chappie how to talk 'gangsta' .. i felt that.

can someone please seed chappie so i can watch it this evening with a nice glass of champagne

ELYSIUM

like all blomkampfs movies, this shit is FILLED with great visual & mechanical design, thanks to aaron beck, weta, ILM, and a few others. only upside.

also i just checked wikipedia and apparently damon was his 3rd choice behind EMINEM and fucking DIE ANTWOOD guy. holy fuck haha.

5/10