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Michael Samonek

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Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.

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Have to admit I’m really looking forward to Ryan gosling on snl - he’s always great

07.03.2026 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A guy at the sm pier just started yelling at me that I look like an ICE agent and I guess that means I should shave my beard

07.03.2026 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are they different from California almonds? Those have come down in price

07.03.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re listening to fools

07.03.2026 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh no I have trump neck it’s curtains for me!!

07.03.2026 19:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thinking again about train dreams and how that’s about as close to a Chris ware movie as there will ever be.

07.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right.

07.03.2026 06:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I liked train dreams but I am drawn to stories about guys just wondering why the fuck they're here on earth. Relatable.

07.03.2026 05:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AI'ing hegseth into Jack D. Ripper scenes in Strangelove.

07.03.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're bringing a fourth!?

07.03.2026 02:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am blissfully unaware/unconcerned about whatever college sports drama is going on with trump and I have to say it's nice to see him focusing on something that I don't give a single shit about for a change.

07.03.2026 02:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Party’s too old for home I guess

07.03.2026 02:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spoken like a Great Satan

07.03.2026 02:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump: It's war, these things happen. Now if you'll excuse me the drape samples for my ballroom have arrived and I have some big decisions to make.

07.03.2026 00:13 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Good thing mortgage rates are... wait I'm just getting some info...

07.03.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like Harry but I was mildly disappointed this wasn't a Generation X cover.

06.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Republicans were OUTRAGED we provided material aid to an ally under Biden calling it "hIs" war and screeching that he started it, but adore destabilizing the Asian continent on a whim under Trump.

Idiots. Evil, dumb idiots.

06.03.2026 21:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we are so blessed to have a president who is the Absolute Knower of all Things.

06.03.2026 21:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And India right?

06.03.2026 19:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Love Elvis in his Terry-Thomas era

06.03.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hilarious that his potentially last act as a free man was desperately clinging to clavicular in an attempt to hold onto relevance and clout. Grow old in prison shithead

06.03.2026 19:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Radio Stars - 'Nervous Wreck' (1977)
Radio Stars - 'Nervous Wreck' (1977) YouTube video by Radiant Future Records

Too much politics. Let's groove to some 1977 satin baseball jacket power pop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-As...

06.03.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope she's as miserable as she seems. Moreso in fact.

06.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can tell when someone just put on their first navy blue 1/4 zip vest.

06.03.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This checks out. Trump is aware that he's dying and trying to break as much shit as he can on the way out. He's a bitter, broken husk of a "man" who resents everyone on the planet and doesn't care about anything.

06.03.2026 18:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

David Mitchell in Nazi get up meme dot png

Are we The Great Satan?

06.03.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Greg Abbott loves this. Higher oil = Texas makes its budget.

06.03.2026 18:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah.

06.03.2026 17:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big, but he has a zyn in the small one at the same time.

06.03.2026 17:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump really is the perfect exemplar of the boomers, determined to fuck as much shit up before his imminent death as he can so no one can have nice things once he's gone.

06.03.2026 17:54 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0