I'm extremely dubious of the reliability of xg, heat maps etc especially when the rating score is entirely subjective. I've been at most games this season, he has not imposed himself nearly enough to justify this level of plot armour.
It's not lying, it's an opinion and not one I plan on changing.
13.03.2026 00:13
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He's not had anything over a 5/10 game all season I'm afraid.
12.03.2026 23:14
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I agree and if you read down my posts, I've not spared the rod on Slot but to ignore Salah's drop off is naive I'm afraid.
Skying every edge-of-the-box effort he's had and not having the legs is not on Slot regardless of all his numerous failings.
12.03.2026 23:10
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He'd be very useful given our midfield woes right now.
12.03.2026 23:01
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He hasn't but his best goals and assists have tended to be when he leaves either a centre back or full back i.e Martinez, Dias etc on their arse. The chances of seeing that now that he has lost a yard are slim.
He gave the entire left side of a defence nightmares in his prime.
12.03.2026 23:00
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I love Mo and he's an all-timer but he should have gone in the summer. I just hear the sound of Pacman dying when I watch him trying to beat a full back now.
12.03.2026 22:31
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Ah, Bayern's Salah as it were.
12.03.2026 21:03
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In these economically isolationist times you've got to hand to the yanks for taking their blind-eye to the killing of school kids overseas.
12.03.2026 20:53
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I donβt think unconditional surrender is imminent.
12.03.2026 02:09
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Homophobic moonfruit anyway so I don't feel too bad putting the boot in xx
11.03.2026 23:22
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Being a petty with this one but it was fun watching Valverde send Guehi for a stuffed crust pepperoni.
11.03.2026 23:15
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Aye. None from Joyce, Pearce or Ornstein though so I pretty much put them straight in the non-recycling.
11.03.2026 20:49
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Valverde's up there with Vitinha in terms of players I'd have loved for us to sign under Klopp.
11.03.2026 20:44
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Is this in the same way Bale was public enemy number 1 at the Beranbeau?
10.03.2026 20:57
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Certainly is if I want to avoid the 'No Son of Mine' treatment on Mother's Day.
10.03.2026 20:55
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I'm actually extremely upset I can't make this one.
10.03.2026 20:52
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Bayern strolling with no Kane or Goretzka on the pitch is rather ominous as well.
10.03.2026 20:51
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I'm rooting for Barca this year, domestically at least, mostly because Rashford temporarily escaping the post-Fergie United plague pit and winning a domestic title while on the run would make me laugh quite a bit.
10.03.2026 20:48
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I honestly think that changing managers at Spurs has all the effects of a Liz Truss cabinet reshuffle.
It's completely immaterial who is in charge at Tottenham right now.
10.03.2026 20:35
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I bet Connor Gallagher is having some thoughts on that Tottenham bench.
10.03.2026 20:30
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Either Slot goes in the summer or players start heading for the door.
They're not eating what he's serving.
10.03.2026 19:40
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That's quite funny.
10.03.2026 19:14
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I'm looking forward to reading about how unintelligable tactics, no team cohersion, terrible setpiece defending and all round dross footy is in no way the manager's fault.
10.03.2026 18:39
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If the One Show was a footy team this.
10.03.2026 18:37
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Flo will play just behind EkitikΓ© I should think. He won't play Mo anywhere else but the right - His imagination doesn't extend that far.
10.03.2026 16:55
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Colour-blind, dad bod spidermen going from Charge of the Light Brigade to 'Could you kindly leave sir' in seconds in your own ground.
Wonderful stuff.
10.03.2026 16:49
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Watching the scenes at Ibrox, I think Rangers might have the most humiliating firm in footy.
10.03.2026 16:43
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Just seen that panenka.
Anyone who plays Fifa will know how satisfying it feels when you clock you're playing against the sort of knob head who broadcasts clear as day that he's gonna try that.
10.03.2026 00:25
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09.03.2026 19:51
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Trump's shat it hasn't he.
09.03.2026 20:07
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