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Tim Hanley

@realtimshady117

He/him Musician in Brooklyn, Houston Sports Fanatic, Socialist Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars, and somehow Scarlet Knights University of Houston, Boston Conservatory, Rutgers University alum

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Houston wins, Liberty loses, Grand Canyon loses. It's a good day.

13.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Galaxy Quest is so damn good

07.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 679 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 11

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10996 πŸ” 3052 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 39

Coogs pls

05.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope! We’re a union, and that means even when you get in fistfights during practice, you show up when the lights are on come Sunday.

We’re all in this together, and we’re all on the same team.

04.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

Coogs wyd

24.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go Coogs, IMO

24.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey rockets what the fuck

22.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, but baseball flavored

22.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand how he feels

21.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coogs pls

21.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Some of us are balding, Spencer

20.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brutal. Better now than March I guess

17.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have loved Iowa State literally as long as I can remember and also Iowa State can eat my whole fucking ass booing Jojo for being irate that they robbed him of a steal

17.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Insane that isn’t challengeable

17.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Houston basketball plays like a football team (complimentary)

17.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

That wasn’t kicked????

17.02.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go Coogs, IMO

17.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are like, "I don't understand why Lindsey Vonn didn't just stop." I don't know. You're 39 and it took bigotry for you to move on from Harry Potter

09.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 6010 πŸ” 1786 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 922

Bad Bunny: God bless America, *all* the Americas.

Damn that is going to make MAGA maaaaaaaddddddd.

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 3721 πŸ” 467 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 27

Huge

08.02.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never a doubt

08.02.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a damn shame that Kingston Flemings is leaving after this year. I’d love to see him in a #Houston uniform a bit longer.

08.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is too late for this stress Coogs

08.02.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
06.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

This works pretty well in academia too:

"I had a hungry ghost in a jar write this code" > sure, as long as u checked it works πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

"I don't remember that paper, I fed it to a hungry ghost in a jar" > why?

"a hungry ghost in a jar did that calculus course for me" > you're paying to educate a ghost?

04.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWorldwide leader”

29.01.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actively looked for the espn news broadcast and it wouldn’t populate for me at all. Even when I searched for Houston or TCU. I wasn’t able to start watching at all until after the auburn game ended, even though I pay for espn unlimited. It’s ridiculous

29.01.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0