emily?? I guess??

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

Somewhere in a small southern town a girl was proposed to tonight at the local Olive Garden

I was looking forward to a pbj when I got home from the club only to BURN the LAST TWO pieces of BREAD in the TOASTER

I met a dude who works at my gym named ‘Coconut’ today. Fully his government name. He looks exactly like you think he would.

Had a great Baltimore 24 hours:
Worked
Had a park date with my pup
Got some B’More Licks ice cream (and a pup cup)
Got Snake Hill for dinner
Biked around to bars
Taught yoga the next morning
Got groceries
Picked up Panera for my partner
Soaked in the windy spring day
Crafting and cleaning now 💖

Friendly reminder to support your local independent bookstore this weekend!

A slightly less friendly reminder to just not buy books from Am*zon at all.

Enjoy this snippet of a flyer I’m making

DJ taco takes absolutely no requests and purely spins vinyl

I feel like a hippo is what happens when a large marshmallow of an animal gets major tenure in the animal kingdom.

Have I had a near death experience? Yes. Twice. Once when I had a heat stroke at a festival and the second when I was set up on a blind date with a republican representatives son. Both equally traumatic.

Not now kitten, mommy’s making herself a distress tolerance plan

Do you think Akon is still smacking that all on the floor these days

Cheerwine: juice of the gods

Orange cats are the shiba inus of the cat world. I will not explain any further.

My toxic trait is I WILL park in a “compact cars only” spot with my RAV4. If I fits I sits.

Got over my ARFID as a teen (and it wasn’t so bad to begin with) but every so often it rears its head bc why in the fresh fuck am I eating one of my favorite breakfast dishes and having to repeat to myself “this is good for me and it tastes good” over and over and over again until I finish 😑

Shapeshifter (January 2025)

60 degrees on a Tuesday in February I have a reason to live again!!!! (And also subsequently terrified for the climate)

Oh man oh man oh man

Godzilla if she slayed 💅

anyway here’s Godzilla if she slayed 💅😌

I need dots seasoned pretzels in bulk. I need that seasoning put on everything I eat. I need my body scrubbed in that seasoning. I want to BE that seasoning.

Praise be!!! My pharmacy has the go go juice in stock!! And my insurance covered it!!! Yeehaw chat!!

The news 🤝 my father

Can’t stop talking about the drones every three hours

Moo moo splish splash aka sea lion aka water cow

Seeing communities come together in my local queer groups and buy nothing groups on facebooks reminds me that hope and giving back to others is a form of activism. It takes a village.

I feel like I could conquer the world after an oil change fr

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire (detangling my necklaces while sitting in front of the space heater) 🔥