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GodBunk

@bumblepop

God only talks to me because I have a pool.

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Very encouraging. Thanks Tarot Room.

11.08.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always thought Barron was his youngest.

08.08.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?

08.08.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Tell that to Lifetime Network.

07.08.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know it is.

07.08.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.

07.08.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.

06.08.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quietly wishing he didn’t go with such a bright yellow for the guest room.

18.07.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously you’re not a K-Pop fan.

18.07.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

17.07.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charging white rhino.

17.07.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping you keep your streak alive.

17.07.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.

17.07.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think Queen Elizabeth checks her messages anymore.

17.07.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agree with the sentiment. But what does the lead singer of the Sheepdogs have to do with it?

17.07.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t know who this β€˜Jesus’ guy is, but it sounds like he’s bucking for a one way ticket back to Krypton.

16.07.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If that’s not a sign of the apocalypse, nothing is.

16.07.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m very sorry.

16.07.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That woman is old enough to be her grandmother.

16.07.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, β€˜This is not about science anymore.’

16.07.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joking. Badly.

16.07.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then you would have loved my MySpace page.

16.07.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.

16.07.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he’s dreaming that he’s himself.

15.07.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know he would Bro.

11.07.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure Trumps already married.

11.07.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brought way too many cats to this funeral.

11.07.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ensuring we meet the same fate Krypton did.

11.07.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this quote.

11.07.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cats don’t like birdies.

11.07.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0