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@ahandleforian

Occasional soccer writer and frequent poster. Roldan apologist. Big Mariners guy. The least essential voice in American soccer. The world’s foremost idiot.

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Unhinged suggestion from Apple Intelligence

06.03.2026 20:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Analytics guys like myself are blown away by the efficiency

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sucks about the knee injury, but at least he's established himself as a fan least favorite

06.03.2026 20:13 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

because it's pull, pull, pull for the home side, if they don't get all three it's right sad

06.03.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

get in! (out)

06.03.2026 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He bangers and mashed that 'omerun innit

06.03.2026 19:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dudes in the replies tell ing you ITS CALLED ROUNDERS

06.03.2026 18:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

elp! elp! me infield fly rule!

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the british world baseball classic team should just be their cricket team giving it their best go

06.03.2026 18:16 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

A few small prequels I’m sorry I posted this

06.03.2026 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we're just playing the third place game now

06.03.2026 04:38 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m never going to do a post this good

06.03.2026 04:36 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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NOW is when you bite

05.03.2026 22:07 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

I get annoyed at myself when I talk to myself about soccer

04.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

maybe a tiny microphone

04.03.2026 20:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

there is no amount of money that you could pay me to attend pl mornings fan fest in Tampa, FL. Can you imagine talking with other american soccer fans

04.03.2026 19:59 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Have you recently had any struggles with wolves at your work

04.03.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean you could probably get him to walk through that door though

03.03.2026 23:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Any serious ball knower will tell you that you cannot trust a bald Dutch manager with a second season

03.03.2026 22:19 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Really taking the design out of graphic design here guys

03.03.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you have to banter international miami when you can because they always do that

02.03.2026 02:30 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

god i hate miami

02.03.2026 02:25 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

A lot column inches over the years devoted to exploring the unique homefield advantage that MLS teams seem to have, and the vast differences in points they gather home and away. I have completed a multi year study and can now reveal that the main reason for this is simple: Home is where the heart is

02.03.2026 00:46 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

International Miami have been playing like a team with the payroll they claim instead of whatever it actually is

02.03.2026 00:36 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chelsea are going to look back on that one as a loss

01.03.2026 18:28 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh hey Arsenal are doing that one thing they can do

01.03.2026 17:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All we can do now is wait

01.03.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This would bang on Twitter

01.03.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When will Football Manager truly give us the reins to develop the content we want to see

01.03.2026 15:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mm yes the Runstar body judgement

01.03.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0