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@nealkaplan

Technical writer but now a manager who you’d think would have more interesting opinions about the tech industry after this many years. Also cats. He/him

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Major yn Englisshe:
• focused readinge & writinge prepare you for anythinge
• research, communicacioun, creativitye, and interpretacioun will be needed for careers not even invented yet
• meaningful engagement wyth big ideas and textes that will staye wyth you forevir
• it ys awesome
• books!

17.09.2025 19:06 👍 459 🔁 112 💬 15 📌 4

And I always thought they called it an X-wing because of the shape

08.08.2025 03:38 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Remember: if it’s in the Midwest, it’s New Jefst!

08.08.2025 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember that NASA was only able to *start* because the rich were being taxed at 90+% marginal rates.

Now, *you* pay a greater percent of your income as taxes than any billionaire.

You're just not gonna get NASA back without billionaires paying taxes again.

11.07.2025 11:31 👍 1866 🔁 709 💬 4 📌 9

My “I did not shoot the deputy” t-shirt…

06.07.2025 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s exactly what the heavily indebted children will do. Which also solves the problem of caring for the elderly. Win-win!

06.07.2025 06:04 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
From EMSC

From EMSC

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⚠ Automatic crowdsourced detection, not seismically verified yet. More info soon!

01.07.2025 05:56 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
A brown cat with stripes outlined by the sun (not visible), sitting outside on tanbark next to a shed

A brown cat with stripes outlined by the sun (not visible), sitting outside on tanbark next to a shed

I took a picture of this cat on the job, patrolling a neighborhood park

21.06.2025 18:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You grew up in a Hunter S. Thompson book?

30.05.2025 20:30 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Text screenshot: 

Terminal facility physical address

The physical address for the Data Transfer Terminal facility will not be provided. Instead, the Process owner and Data transfer specialists specified in the reservation will receive an email with the searchable public name of the Data Transfer Terminal facility. AWS Data Transfer Terminal uses the same location identification system as AWS Direct Connect so you can search for the public name on the internet to locate the Data Transfer Terminal facility. If you do not have an email with this information, confirm with your AWS Data Transfer Terminal account manager that you are included in the Transfer team and that your email information is correct.

Text screenshot: Terminal facility physical address The physical address for the Data Transfer Terminal facility will not be provided. Instead, the Process owner and Data transfer specialists specified in the reservation will receive an email with the searchable public name of the Data Transfer Terminal facility. AWS Data Transfer Terminal uses the same location identification system as AWS Direct Connect so you can search for the public name on the internet to locate the Data Transfer Terminal facility. If you do not have an email with this information, confirm with your AWS Data Transfer Terminal account manager that you are included in the Transfer team and that your email information is correct.

The bar is high, but this might be the most batshit insane thing I’ve ever seen in the AWS documentation. “To find the address of the facility, google it.”

14.05.2025 01:53 👍 66 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 3
A bison sitting on dirt, body facing away from the viewer but head turned to look back at the viewer. It’s a very large animal.

A bison sitting on dirt, body facing away from the viewer but head turned to look back at the viewer. It’s a very large animal.

They’re definitely big!
Taken today at Yellowstone, from behind a fence as a group of them lounged by one of the hot pools.

07.05.2025 04:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let's discuss the *actual* charges against Judge Hannah Dugan using the Complaint against her.
tl;dr - she sent the man in question into the public hallway where agents there to arrest him watched him walk by and did nothing. 1/
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

25.04.2025 20:04 👍 609 🔁 323 💬 24 📌 96

Yes, this is all about phones and the vices they supposedly inculcate, and has nothing to do with the fact that K-12 education has been forced to teach to tests for decades and constant messaging that the humanities are useless indulgences.

11.04.2025 17:10 👍 201 🔁 73 💬 8 📌 0

Nobody who thinks empathy is a weakness should be a parent, or go anywhere near government

26.03.2025 03:47 👍 358 🔁 60 💬 8 📌 3

“We can’t even do some eugenics for tax reasons” is certainly a take.

22.03.2025 22:07 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library The country singer started the “Imagination Library” nearly 30 years ago to encourage early literacy.

Q: How evil do you have to be to cut a Dolly book program?

A: Pretty f*cking evil.

Solution: Dolly for Prez!

Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton... cc @drjengunter.bsky.social

22.02.2025 22:12 👍 20047 🔁 4073 💬 464 📌 239

America has plenty of territory and the urge to empire is maybe the most reprehensible urge there is, the provence of wretched men who mistakenly fancy themselves magnificent. Those who desire conquest should be condemned and shamed.

26.01.2025 01:40 👍 47 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1

It's not that money is bad, it's that it should not accumulate in stagnant pools and it must not be allowed to control the means of production or levers of government, because then it becomes a high score in a game where the points are also the cards you play.

25.01.2025 16:00 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

When I look at the fear this man thrives on. What he wants to project and sow onto so many. The fear and anger that his supporters want to sow into everyone, I immediately relax. They want fear. More fear. Fear keeps people under control. And I won’t be under their control

20.01.2025 13:33 👍 931 🔁 197 💬 20 📌 17
Image of adult and kids Flo Masks with the line "Supporting our Community 30% off Discount Code CaliStrong30"

Image of adult and kids Flo Masks with the line "Supporting our Community 30% off Discount Code CaliStrong30"

Every superhero has an origin story. Designing a better mask due to California wildfires was ours. Today, we're supporting our community in SoCal by offering @flomask.bsky.social
at cost with discount code CaliStrong30. Please help us spread the word.

19.01.2025 21:17 👍 305 🔁 251 💬 8 📌 35
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The Second Time as Farce: Imperialism in the 21st Century Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce. – Karl Marx, &#82…

Ok, fine, I wrote about what is apparently going to be the dominant issue of American politics for the foreseeable future. God help us all.

11.01.2025 15:58 👍 354 🔁 100 💬 19 📌 25

🧵On the Broligarchs' Hostile Takeover of the US Government

And why this is the logical endpoint of 40+ years of marinating American minds in the anti-democratic dogma of "everything should be run like a business."

We're citizens, not customers; firms exist to produce profits, not public goods.1/x

19.12.2024 18:47 👍 677 🔁 265 💬 20 📌 53
A white sphynx cat with blue eyes on a bed, her head and one ear just poking out from underneath a blanket

A white sphynx cat with blue eyes on a bed, her head and one ear just poking out from underneath a blanket

Cozy Caturday

21.12.2024 23:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector [walks out to greet you as you pull into my circular driveway] There you are! Oh my goodness, look at you! You look so festive! Why don’t you leave your bags in the breezeway for now and come on in? A...

(Tiny Tim voice) God bless us, everyone. defector.com/the-2024-hat...

20.12.2024 18:19 👍 395 🔁 77 💬 31 📌 40
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Pitch Black Manor Reanimated after 25 years. We're the right creeps for you! Merch: pitch-black-manor.creator-spring.com/

Not gonna be sharing any "wraps" for the years but we will share our Bandcamp. This is where it matters. This is where bands benefit. This is where fan support counts. The only streams that matter are the streams of dollars that directly flow to the artists. Wrap that!
pitchblackmanor.bandcamp.com

05.12.2024 12:53 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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We Can't Afford Billionaires Fighting back against a grotesque perversion of our shared humanity; doing so by building community in a nation built to accommodate community-destroying narcissists. Read to the end for an invitation...

I wrote about the societal diseases of billionairism and narcissism that our country is suffering to a terminal degree, the reasons why building communities is the most effective treatment for it, and what that means for The Reframe.

www.the-reframe.com/we-cant-affo...

30.11.2024 14:45 👍 563 🔁 185 💬 34 📌 22

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

22.11.2024 12:57 👍 81656 🔁 14045 💬 1975 📌 887

I’ve been saying this since forever! Running from values and abandoning the most vulnerable in our communities won’t be the win folks try to paint it to be. If this election taught us nothing else, it should be this. Lean into values harder!

13.11.2024 03:03 👍 149 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 0

I teach a class on data science here at Illinois and during the seminar I host a competition for the class called "The Hunt for the Worst Data Visualization."

This was my most popular post on Xitter, so reproducing some of the best submissions from previous years here:

11.11.2024 19:02 👍 1647 🔁 357 💬 64 📌 45

This was the motto of every allegedly responsible institution in this nation when confronted with the task of applying the clear rule of law to Trump for the past eight years.

09.11.2024 16:39 👍 1396 🔁 248 💬 25 📌 6