compulsive neediness is such a dangerous thing for an actor to be constantly playing because audiences kind of naturally recoil from that naked desperation but hawke really makes it sing. tragic study of a guy who can get folks to like him but none that truly love him
i never gelled with the accusation that disney’s wish had ai lyrics because lines like “watch out world here i are” are fully a matter of human miscalculation that janky unfunny lyrics are actually charming and fun, but it IS a miscalculation nonetheless, not an automated stream of consciousness
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it's been hours since some animation history insta put this on my recommended feed but i just cannot stop thinking about it. the 70's Variety Show Industrial Complex really Did That to everyone so hard that they got scooby fucking doo in denim retro flares singing a love duet with not marie osmond
if this is the vibe your yumeship fanart brings to the table i need you to know, sincerely, you are having more fun with your one fixation than i will ever experience in my entire life and i envy you
hey does anyone want to see my latest insane acquisition Titty Skeleton
i have, no joke, found what appears to be the oh mary hinge account
this was the alan cumming thing (he is easily the best actor in it)
i know i will never in a million years convince you to watch an oz related thing ever again but this miniseries is three times as long and incrementally worse made than oz the great and powerful. it’s fucking terrible and i enjoyed every minute of it
i did rate tin man one star higher than frozen the musical because i had SUCH a great time with how awful it was. i would do it again in a heartbeat
does anyone expect this to be their life
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hey does anyone want to see my latest insane acquisition Titty Skeleton
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i don’t even really know if this was intentional or just a byproduct of the book trying to rectify elsa not ACTUALLY being a main character in 1 (because she has to be nicer if she’s the protagonist!!!!) but i had A Moment where i thought anna would have one singular negative character trait
0% to both. there is ONE choice with interesting potential and it goes nowhere but basically there’s a moment at the ball where elsa implies she’d like to slowly rebuild her relationship with anna, so anna rushing into things with hans reads more selfish because she wants immediate gratification
now that i’ve seen two versions of this story i cannot stress enough that anna needs to say “maybe elsa means it when she says we can’t be closer” literally once because if you don’t do that the big sacrifice has no weight. oh the thing she was saying she’d do all movie. who could have ever guessed
2 star letterboxd review for frozen the musical: ever want to watch a musical that both desperately needs you to love its source while also sheepishly admitting they wrote the movie wrong? do you care whether it’s successful at either of those things? no? frozen the musical!
i AM sideeyeing OP but this might be her truth & i'm sympathetic to the fact that she's gotta make a living - & because that snippet from "josee" has been SO divorced from its intended purpose i'm willing to cede that there's not much she could realistically do at a certain point
i do want to elaborate that my primary umbrage is with guys who watch short the same way as that one montage from "josee the tiger and the fish" which irregardless of the context of the film has been warped into a male fantasy of infantilization under the guise of "support" and "acceptance"
the wicked witch has flying monkey titty tattoos that spring to life out of her chest. dorothy is “dg” but that’s not short for anything, everybody just calls her “dg.” the tin man’s having a Dead Wife Cop Drama independent of everyone else. i can’t even BEGIN to unpack what they did with toto
i caved and watched part 2. i am 90% confident i read the wiki page for this show as a child and influenced the goofy ass stories i made up as a dark fairy tale hungry 10 year old because the actual series plays out EXACTLY like a 10 year old wrote it
tonight i finally watched part 1 of the syfy tin man miniseries from 2007. absolutely terrible. every performance is from a different movie. i would fully stay up until 2 AM watching all of it and frankly i’m tempted to push it for one more ep anyways
hey was anyone else unable to log in for hours on end yesterday for no discernible reason? wonder why
sure i've got my moodboard of qualities i absorb from people i know or celebrities that i think would be desirable in a partner but i know i can't date a tiktok. "autistic girlfriend" is a tiktok dream and i don't even WANT to compete with her, but it hurts that i am
so i'm doing all this work to be a person only for some jagoff to show up looking for some quirk chungus he can pillory with legos and fruit gushers and only treat like an adult when he wants to fuck her. not that this is the kind of person you'd want to date but it just makes you feel double ugly
like i do get sensitive about like food textures and such ON TOP OF a gluten intolerance, but it's not all "tee hee chicken nuggies" because i would like to eat like an adult when i go out with my friends. it's not cute, it can be deeply fucking embarassing actually
as someone who is just kinda pretty by contemporary beauty standards (not to dog on myself, i like how i look but it's not the image that's being pushed) that my autism also has to be "cute" is just painful because it adds to that self-consciousness you ALREADY FEEL WITH AUTISM
a large contingent of boring single men already act entitled to unfathomably attractive women who have enough personality for the both of them - but then to take a thing i PHYSICALLY cannot change about myself and put a shmoopified version of it on your list of demands just skeeves me out so deeply
