A round layer cake covered on vanilla buttercream and rainbow funfetti. The structural integrity of its frosting is intact.
“You can’t put 80 candles on my cake; it would cause a conflagration! It would destroy the structural integrity of the frosting!” — the man, the myth, the curmudgeonly Gypsy legend himself
09.03.2026 00:46
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Well this more or less describes the week I just had at work
07.03.2026 04:19
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The ugly scream-laugh I let out
07.03.2026 04:16
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Um we work in it
07.03.2026 04:15
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My hottest take as a children’s lawyer is that refusing to vaccinate your kids should legally be prima facie medical neglect.
06.03.2026 17:57
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Is Special Envoy for the Shield of the Harmonicas anything
06.03.2026 16:37
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And to Serbs and Bosniaks and anyone who wasn’t their exact idea of pure Croatian.
04.03.2026 19:58
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And the Ustaše were so horrifying violent to Roma and Jewish people that even the Nazis told them they were taking things too far.
04.03.2026 19:48
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A red banner of the type that used to hang on the front of the Kroll Opera House, perhaps.
04.03.2026 05:33
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I’m autistic but I’m 99.999% certain anyone paying attention could do this pattern-matching
04.03.2026 05:28
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Perfect. May I also recommend Jimmy Cliff’s “You Can Get It If You Really Want”
04.03.2026 03:34
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Isn’t that just the DOU right now
04.03.2026 03:00
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Today was an excessive amount of day, so the run was necessary for morale
04.03.2026 01:19
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I’m a lawyer and I think I would spontaneously combust if a judge said that to me
04.03.2026 01:10
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Theme from Rocky XIII (aka: The Rye or The Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII))
YouTube video by "Weird Al" Yankovic - Topic
Anyway, everything is terrible, but that song is not.
youtu.be/0iwedkOmTGc?...
04.03.2026 00:50
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I am not a running coach, but if you put Weird Al’s take on the theme from Rocky III in your playlist right about the time you start to get very tired, you will do a negative split.
04.03.2026 00:45
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No.
04.03.2026 00:39
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I did. It was a good evening.
03.03.2026 04:19
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The express train was opening its doors just as the local pulled in, so tonight I have won at NYC.
03.03.2026 01:33
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Nobody needs a brain infection, that’s how the gadje win
03.03.2026 01:31
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But was your Baba wrong
03.03.2026 01:22
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Sorting systems!
02.03.2026 22:49
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Embarrassingly I have never been. Thanks for the rec!
02.03.2026 22:25
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And laundry, always laundry 💚❤️💙
02.03.2026 22:25
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Someone activated the 'chals on both sides of the Atlantic :D
02.03.2026 21:59
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Just out here rokkering jib in a dialect that makes everyone go "What?" 😀
02.03.2026 21:57
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Both. Mahrime is a little more severe.
02.03.2026 21:51
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Sometimes it's a fine line between mokkhadi and wuzho.
02.03.2026 21:39
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At this point he's more or less a wet specimen in need of a jar.
02.03.2026 21:37
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Yep. See also Bill 96.
02.03.2026 20:55
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