Jennifer Goodland

The proper way to eat McDonalds is to drive by, do not stop, and go somewhere else, but that’s another criticism entirely.

Why is the McDonald’s CEO doing weird lizardman videos about how to properly eat McDonald’s.

I don’t think it’s intentionally weird, btw. I think he really does put ice cream on his filet o fish, and that he spits out the chicken sandwich, because he is unaware of how humans eat.

ChatGPT absolutely advises people to take inappropriate legal action and violate procedure. Even if there are commands not to do so in Memories. It's part of its aggressive engagement programming. Glazing People Thoroughly.

By the end of my years-long relationship with ChatGPT, the only thing I was comfortable with it doing in my legal research was streamlining Transkribus fragments into a smooth narrative. And Claude does that better.

Keep in mind that I research legal HISTORY, and my curated ChatGPT account knew that. I even put it in Memories. And yet:

*It applied territorial law with no regard to timelines or overturned decisions
*It tried to recommend federal civil forms for county landlord disputes

I do a lot of legal research, and before I scorched the earth where OpenAI is concerned, I consistently observed ChatGPT:

*Badly misinterpreting court decisions
*Representing ambulance-chaser website info as settled law
*Advising me to use 200-year-old minor NY survey lawsuits in NM court filings

I love this for them

This is what I’ve been seeing for a couple of years in my AI info literacy sessions. Students can rattle off all of the reasons why they hate AI. For young audiences I now talk more about awareness of backend AI usage and AI tools that have wormed their way into our lives without our consent.

Delicious words to describe disgusting things:

Ootheca

I would totally buy a bag of Haribo gummy oothecae

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

Red splattered the front of her white wedding gown. Splinters of flesh flecked the “Mr. & Mrs.” wine glasses. Some of the guests turned away, repulsed; others looked on in horror at the carnage unfolding at the head table.

BBQ ribs had been a poor choice for the reception buffet. #OpeningLines

I would love it if everyone in Trump’s administration spent their days partying with has-beens and exploiting dim witted athletes. The few times they’ve actually done work have resulted in millions of deaths, concentration camps, and epidemics for diseases that had previously been eradicated.

Universe: How about norovirus?
Me: that’s not - I didn’t - oh no

If I were a Victorian upper-class woman, I could acquire some fainting disease and not have to answer emails

Finding housing in this economy can be really tough. I’m just happy that somebody who has been rather publicly housing-insecure will likely be finding permanent lodging for the rest of his life. Congrats, Prince Andrew.

The audacity of a scammer getting angry because I called him back too many times. Dude, you called me 20 times yesterday and filled up my voicemail box. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

If he calls me again, I’m signing him up for payday loan contacts. Those people are relentless.

I was born into it and later professed the faith by proclamation and pronouncement #hoosiers

A small selection of the Indiana Hoosiers merch I got JUST TODAY

Hi, I’m in a cult

Man if I ever make the Olympics, my Wikipedia page is gonna be WEIRD

Our culture has NOT degraded. If 19th-century miners had Reddit accounts, they'd be posting memes about veiny shafts and doing Harlem Shake videos that incidentally are a very bad idea around dynamite, not that it would have stopped them. The past was NOT more refined than "Jorkin Dapeanuts."

Forget flowers and perfume. She wants a MIG welder.

I love Big R on Valentine’s Day. A long line of men buying tools for their wives/girlfriends, guys comparing notes, my husband with the manure dump cart he knows I’ve wanted for two years. This is men absolutely NAILING it.

a blurry picture of a cat with its mouth open in a cage Alt: a blurry picture of a cat with its mouth open in a cage. He try to escape but he do not see the gate is open.

Reporting in the scene of someone trapped in a brain-cage of their own making:

Liver, kind of, though I like pâté. Black licorice… I’m finally acquiring the taste but I’m not yet up to allsorts. I love grapefruit and would peel and eat it like an orange, but it interacts with a ton of stuff.

Cauliflower is proof that Satan exists and he is BORING.

Her: I’m gonna check out books I wanna read, so there!

Librarian: Okay? Great?

Her: I bet you’re so mad right now!

Librarian: Um?

That moment in every educator conference where we start comparing our ADHD meds

In my thesis on Dante’s use of secular wisdom as a fulfillment of divinely-endowed intellect, the first letter of every paragraph in the introduction spells out “vaffanculo.”

being mathematically eliminated from playoffs before Spring Training is an impressive feat from the Rockies, and also a sign that nature is healing

peer reviewer: don’t be afraid to be bolder with your claims in your paper.

first author: *googles “how do you call Pangaea B ‘utterly fuckheaded smoothbrained shit’ in APA style”

The first day of Spring is when Kris Bryant gets put in the injured list.