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@jennyllello

i have the voices of many in my throat, the teeth of a frog and the head of a goat

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I'm gonna start doing this in barfights to throw them off

06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I served, you're absolutely full of shit. The poster or book with forbidden tattoos is older than either of us. And I was a combat medic, saw plenty of infantry with ink and none of it racist symbols. Because they wanted to stay in the military.

06.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 793 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6

it'd honestly be kind of cute except for the white supremacy that they're very very clearly thinking of sneaking in through the populist back door

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand people pretending to be offended by this shit--it is a biological fact that people in their late 70s and 80s TEND TO DECLINE AND DIE. There's certainly exceptions, some people perform well throughout old age, but the sense of entitlement from these people is enraging

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I do think β€œGraham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1190 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 20

i think once the US has bases in most countries and bombing whoever they please "world war" stops meaning anything because there is no longer a state of not-world-war

06.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Being told there are way more lgbtqia+ wrestling fans on blue sky???

05.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 35

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

09.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1704 πŸ” 475 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10

it is, in fact, exactly like this yes bsky.app/profile/kash...

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 14685 πŸ” 3900 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 123

yeah man welcome to line, so this week we’ll go over how to effectively navigate the kitchen. next week I will personally human trafficking you onto a houseboat so you can be my dessert pervert’s padawan

06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EVERYONE can be a great chef when their boss says "yeah fuck off to stage in denmark on my dime, with my personal intro getting you in the door, for like four months. we're a sandwich shop running on mob money but somehow we have the resources for this"

06.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and he did it after The Worst Stage Ever At Alinea which, to be clear, would have asked him politely and firmly to leave and never come back after 15 minutes and to hell with whatever favors they owed Carmy, in a show ballyhooed for its realism that was some flagrant flying-cars level fantasy there

06.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s coming home

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1657 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 0

i'll say it again: The Bear lost me when they fired the line cook for smoking crack in the alley pre-shift, when IRL he'd get yelled at, sent back on line, and given either crystal to bump in the walk in or like 30-40g addy and a red bull so he can work in a big-boy kitchen like a grown up.

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Bear was at its best when they let JLC drive a car into the house. I'm not saying that's the kind of house you need to grow up in to want to be a famous chef but it doesn't hurt. You need to have a few screws loose to desire the psychotic energy of a professional kitchen.

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

The best part of working the restaurant beat in the late 00s was traveling all over the country and getting to eat all this amazing food. The worst part was realizing that a whole hell of a lot of those "famous" chefs were odious pieces of shit after interviewing them for like 4 minutes

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1472 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 23

i mean if they didn't file it when they found out that "khaleesi" was a title and the name was "danaerys"

or if they DIDNT find that out at all in eight seasons of show,

comma,

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my understanding is that basically the rapture ready evangelicals and orthodox israelis both think the other faction are reliably delusional bullshitters and act accordingly despite knowing that the prophecies of each bear QUITE ILL for the other, if one cares about that, which they both do.

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

friend they're not implying SHIT, they are telling you. right there. they're saying it.

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i was wondering when we'd start hearing about these poor children but i did not expect this

06.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FIA: we unironically employ Hapsburgs in 2026 and the results speak for themselves

IMSA: the hot guy who worked on his ricer in 2005 stopped drinking tussin on weekdays and got really talented, we call this div "GT3" and its the coolest shit you'll see outside of the movies we dont make anymore

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the FIA is doing a really, really good job of making me excited to catch an IMSA race at watkins glen this year assuming the war doesn't fuck that up, too

06.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in this sense aston martin leads the pack in several key metrics going into opening race weekend

06.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

note the swings in speed despite the engine being revved north of 10k RPM continuously

that's uhhh... not healthy. for anyone or anything.

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in order to recharge the battery you need to hammer the engine flat out even when coasting on a straightaway in order to crank the generator.

ever fucked up shifting in a manual? doing that on purpose whenever you can spare it instead of going fast is now The Strategy For Surviving An F1 Race

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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i guess the Hot Strat in the new F1 regs is to drive like you fucking FUCKING hate your car and you want it to explode and die and kill you too

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my stepdad unironically did this. i have trouble recommending it, even if he DID kick opiates eventually.

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 9664 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 389 πŸ“Œ 135