collin

Going to the Asian supermarket is one of my favorite parts of having far left politics

are you fucking kidding me i JUST BOUGHT a Hunter Tyson jersey

Target: Acquired

New Years Eve in New Orleans. I am going to find Don Lemon and I am going to fight Don Lemon.

Took this picture of the theater where I watched Marty Supreme

Lot of so called “leftists” spending Christmas celebrating consumerism and gluttony while De’Aaron Fox actively fights fascism. Interesting 🤔

Yeah ok get back to me when you don’t have to apologize for party rocking anymore 😒

Being an injured NBA player honestly sounds like such a great gig. Your responsibilities in life are getting fits off and sitting with courtside with your friends. Sign me up

I don’t use spotify for anything other than occasionally sending a link to a friend which created a funny situation where the song “Too Close” by Denver Nuggets power forward Aaron Gordon is my second most listened to song of 2025.

Pretty funny to spend as much money as I do on streaming services just to be humbled by a 9:30am soccer game on “USA Network”

I’m rooting for a great game! #TheGame #GoBlue #GoBucks

yes and would you believe me if I told you the neck feels awesome?

Can’t wash the private equity olive oil off my hands because the USB kitchen faucet isn’t charged 👍 hell ya

Hope your thanksgiving rocks! -Collin

Not even doing a bit here - Kroenke teams are currently favored to win The Super Bowl, The Stanley Cup, The English Premier League, and the Champions League. The Nuggets have the second best odds to win the NBA Finals. Fuckin nuts

A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."

I hate spotify despite what i consider to be it’s very noble mission of forcing musicians to have day jobs

i post every now and then about forcibly relocating rural americans to high rise apartments in major cities and most people probably think i’m joking but actually i genuinely think that’s the only way to save america and it’s a cause i’m willing to die for

if i was a cardinal i’d vote for whoever i thought was gonna win the fastest even if they were evil and homophobic and stuff. that’s how much i love looking at my phone

touchtunes should let you pay $5 to turn it down a little bit

was recently made aware that the zoomer thing where you call stuff that's mid "ohio" has made it's way to latin america and now i can't stop thinking about walking down the streets of buenos aires or something and hearing some zoomer latina say "sus zapatos son muy **ohio**" or some shit

Trump is a lot of truly awful things but at least he’s not a fucking nerdass. Elon on the other hand…jesus christ. Just have to sit and watch the federal government get dismantled by a guy i would have relentlessly bullied in high school.

hmmmm

local bands i work with love emailing me shit like “collin those drum edits sound bad” like ok Mom Blouse how many of your 75 monthly listeners are gonna notice that i fucked up your drum edit gtfo

{several layers of vocoder vocals come in} Israel has a {several random glitches, radio static} right to DEFEND {beautiful major 9 piano chord, 10 layers of autotune saxophones playing soaring run} it’s….self

lol praying for you brother 🙏

thinking back to last years super bowl which at one point became so boring the attendees of the party i was throwing started ranking David Bazan’s discography

about as excited for the super bowl as i’d be for, say, an august 15th wednesday afternoon game between the Rays and the Orioles