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hey guys

embracing us both being in the same (bad) space

Bluesky please give us messaging amen

desperately yes

this is cruel and unusual punishment
caffeine free doesn’t even taste right

oh I literally meant eggs

@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social

has anyone brought eggs to bluesky yet or is that still a Twitter exclusive

pwease kiss her wittle head for me

she’s a ten but she responds to texts instantaneously even though her phone is on do not disturb

LITERALLY

okay so I cannot go viral here

(me on the stand in the courtroom) “hahah yeah I’ve had lasik”
“objection your honor! that’s laser eye perjury!”

new boot?

hi guys 🥰

I’m gonna be honest guys I haven’t really gotten my skeet groove goin yet. be patient with me and I promise I’ll shoot skeets far and wide

♥️♥️♥️

Goofy Cage

alright first emo bluesky post is in the books let’s gooo

this is a double standard I refuse to respond to anyone’s texts

I Gotta get sexier so people will respond to my texts

❗️❗️❗️

alright who told my mom about bluesky

do u think we’ll get Paid for Content on here

manifesting

bluesky is a dating app

she Ruth’s on my Chris til I Steakhouse

why are so many bluesky people ai freaks

they can’t steal Twitter all the way as long as the wayback machine exists!!! take that a lawn