Squirtle

hi rissa

gm

ITS SQUIRTLE SUNDAY

random short popped up explaining it

wow

did someone say squirt gun

turns out my grip wasn’t as wide as it should be on the bench press. embarrassing. well that fixes things quite a bit now.

shout out to the real ones who gave me an invite code last year

follow me

wow

fuck you

hello gabe of bluesky

im here

at this point x dot com the everything app is an e/acc containment zone

TPOT GOVERNMENT IS REAL JUST WAIT AND SEE

-guy who does too much lsd

gay

OH FUCK

maybe i should make ANOTHER account on x dot com the everything app

i feel like i can be more genuine here, but not because there’s no payment incentive for me, perhaps it’s the vibe from lack thereof if that makes sense. feels kinda like when i first got on twitter. maybe it’s because im also a lowbie on here. just a thought. much to think about…

sex tape at 500 followers

i am samantha

BRB

it’s happening

HORRAY!!! FINALLY we can incentivize SLOP POSTING and ENGAGEMENT BAIT, things that make the website BETTER!!!

excellent…

WOW that SUCKS!!!

can i make money on bluesky

oh herro anon wercome to brueskai!!!

whiteoid got mogged so hard by genius korean prof it broke his brain