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Hundreds of Beavers (2022) In the 19th century, a drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers.

“Hundreds of Beavers” is free on Amazon, YouTube, MUBI, Pluto, & Tubi.

I’ve seen it four times and will definitely see it four more.

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These taste how Payless used to smell

I’m stoned and watching Ancient Aliens and they’re talking about teacher gods who descended to teach humanity about technology and suddenly Silicon Valley makes so much sense

These guys literally think they are gods.

Free Estefany Rodriguez.

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

Hey I saw Rickles at one of those casinos, it ruled

Oh hey I was there too hi from the past

image: a bag of lay’s numb & spicy hot pot flavor potato chips

my neighborhood grocery store now carries the best chips, it’s so over for me

Better than nothing and he already fits I’m calling it a W

Fuck yeah! Not mad about that

HES BACK!?!

I love our new queer world

Is that Jack’s screen saver pic?

EXACTLY THIS

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Sephora Unrivaled ref review.

100%

I may change my mind, but thinking about it that way, given the Olympic break and possible playoffs I’m kind of glad. No distractions now.

I wish Flav would buy the league.

🫶🏻

This is a Mist household

Okay shootyhoops time

Not the point but I love that episode of SVU

Okay we’re going to OT tell them to pause

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These Stars (formerly of the Red variety)

The day has been so much drama today I’ve got the vapors