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Great command of the language on display here
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
In McSweeneys today being almost offensively on brand.
Zohran won the primary. I had a really great club sandwich.
Overall, a pretty good day for 33-year-old brown immigrants with a beard who live in New York.
The Brad Lander and Elizabeth Warren Foundation for Getting His Perv Ass Outta Here No Matter What
… is he Americas first tall short king?
Hi sorry I know a lot is going on right now but I’m gonna need to know how tall Zellnor Myrie is *immediately*
I’m gonna be reading from my book for the first time!
NYC I’m hosting a fundraiser for abortions @taylorkayphillips.bsky.social and @maris.bsky.social will all be reading. You better come! www.eventbrite.com/e/red-state-...
“Did you know they almost cut Somewhere Over The Rainbow from the movie!” is my “Viggo broke his toe in this scene” so the whole past 14 months of awards shows and movie trailers has really been excellent for me and @felipetmedina.bsky.social has learned a lot.
The Freya Project In support of Iowa Abortion Access Fund Hosted by Lyz Lenz with Maris Kreizman, Alison Leiby, Melissa Lozada-Oliva, Felipe Torres Medina, Taylor Kay Phillips Upstairs at Berry Park 4 Berry Street Brooklyn Wednesday, June 11 7pm
We will be reading and laughing and drinking while also supporting the Iowa Abortion Access Fund… You don’t wanna miss this. @lyz.bsky.social @alisonleiby.bsky.social @ellomelissa.bsky.social @felipetmedina.bsky.social @taylorkayphillips.bsky.social www.eventbrite.com/e/red-state-...
Hey! If you like what I have to say with a few words here, you may like what I have to say with a lot of words on Substack!
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Death to this bit.
Starting off hiatus sharing some daily beans (Colombian coffee) with my favorite Daily Beans GUEST @felipetmedina.bsky.social (also buy his book!!)
OH WOW, it's Book Launch day!!! The reign of pre-orders is over! BUY my book today!!
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Well, look at that! A lovely review of my book in the @sfchronicle.com! I love you Sam Francisco Chronicle, you’re my favorite Chronicle after “Of A Death Foretold” and “Of Riddick.”
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Went on Andrew Keen’s podcast to talk about “America, Let Me In” and also about America, the country!
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Some thoughts for these distressing times today on The @newyorker.com
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Back on my nonsense at substack talking a little bit about What Marriage Means to Me
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if they play a single note during the Actress Acceptance I swear to God
Where is the cast of Selling Sunset?????
Leandro Trossard has a face that could be on Traitors - this insight is for 2 people.
Thank you @literaryhub.bsky.social and @jamesfolta.com for letting me yap about my book!
Going to the doctor on a brutal winter workday is so embarrassing. Like “oh, yes, it’s my turn? Let me just grab my entire load of laundry, two carry on bags, and a hydroflask of coffee and shuffle into Room 3 On The Left”
Tubi ad was unacceptable.
Got my hand on an early copy of @felipetmedina.bsky.social's AMERICA, LET ME IN and not only am I supplementing my (shamefully poor) knowledge of our immigration system, but I'm laughing my face off at the same time. Out in March, Kirkus approved!
Appreciate my fellow patriots, but PLEASE make sure you’re spelling it “Colombia”
Just pre-ordered this new book written by my hilarious friend and co-worker Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social It’s getting great reviews or else I NEVER WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT. Sorry, Felipe. #truthbomb
Hey, if you're in NYC, you should come to my book launch comedy show at @caveatnyc.bsky.social on March 12th!
www.caveat.nyc/events/ameri...