Pixels Puddlefen

one day

yes!

heh heh heh

Bsky is like my house. If you don’t like the vibe you can get the fuck out

Please, my masculinity, it’s very fragile

So many people unfollow me when I say gross sex stuff like they forget this is the internet and that’s basically its entire purpose.

I hope we make it out of this wavelength in one sexy piece

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@jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social WILL CRUCIFY THE INSINCERE TONIGHT as she initiates OPERATION SMASHING PUMPKIN against Iran's unofficial leader and my ex boyfriend DUMPYTOLLAH. Rumsfeld claims to have evidence that Dumpy is manufacturing nukes at the
Al-Shea'Shed site north of Tehran.

you gotta put a tablespoon or two of minced garlic in the mix when making a test tube baby

To add a little whimsy to your day why not get a squeaky toy surgically implanted into your buttocks and just marvel at the endless hilarity that ensues every time you sit down?

figured, you were slurring your words while telling me

go-gurt but for soup

that one time we accidentally walked thru a portal to another planet while foraging, we were stuck there for what felt like centuries but when we got back it had only been two years, time works differently on other planets

the owl told me everything would be better on Friday, liar

he’s a psychopath, the shrimp is right

what did cousin pickles do now that he’s an inmate?

Pickles the gnome, wearing inmate orange wizard robes and hat, lays half passed out holding a pipe

Who’s up working on their silly little book?
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
#Gnomes&Goblins
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Tiny white mushrooms with umbrella caps and reddish thin stems grow from moss in a ridiculously green forest

Some tiny mushrooms for your enjoyment

in another life, we're a pair of orcas sinking yachts

plz my fambly

treats

plz 🥺

yup

You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture

Admiral Yamamoto but he’s a sentient lobster

Hootie and the Hootfish

nobody is a chatgpt genius. if you use AI you’re a fucking fool.