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Some things I do: write (Sarabande, Jonathan Cape/Random House, Dzanc), translate (Soho Press, Serpent’s Tail), teach, read, bind, photograph. Ideal job: walking around looking at stuff. Photos mine unless otherwise noted, e.g. profile tintype by Amy Güth.

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ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose ‘targets’

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

13.03.2026 18:55 👍 4372 🔁 2647 💬 94 📌 193

Wow. Stunning.

13.03.2026 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a colossal fuckup.

11.03.2026 21:00 👍 124 🔁 16 💬 8 📌 1

I feel like that blue couch isn't tall enough

09.03.2026 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the record I smell EXACTLY like Cleopatra

09.03.2026 18:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey now Baltimore, hey now #AWP26.
Ways I can be found:
- Moon Jelly reading: Wed Mar 4, 7:30 pm, Natl Aquarium
- Dzanc Books: Dan Wickett Memorial Reading, Fri Mar 6, 7 pm, William Fell Inn
- Bookfair: Cherry Tree booth 1064, or just walk around saying “Roy?" to everyone

03.03.2026 12:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most people like their caulking to be smooth. I prefer mine to look like the ocean during a storm. Different strokes, I guess.

02.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fr

02.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Worse and worse and worse and worse and fucking worse. How do they keep finding ways.

02.03.2026 21:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of numerous reasons why continuing to use Twitter has gone from being kinda gross to being profoundly unethical and immoral.

26.02.2026 15:30 👍 116 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 0

Years ago our admin did a red and black report. It took salaries & how much $ each instructor made in tuition $ for classes we taught-you were in the red or black. They released numbers once & shut it down bc humanities were producing huge $ for uni & engineers, business and scientists were losing $

26.02.2026 03:59 👍 2073 🔁 599 💬 3 📌 49

I do not understand the question, so I will answer by pointing out that jello shots are technically vegetables

25.02.2026 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah they are amazing that way

25.02.2026 16:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In an Intense Election Year, New Post Office Rules Could Trip Up Voter Registration A change in how mail is postmarked could lead some voters to miss key deadlines, including voter registration. Advocates worry the people most affected will be those already facing voting barriers.

“Any mail that’s getting dropped into a blue box is not getting postmarked on the same day, and likely not on the day after either,” says the leader of a postal workers’ union.

This could have tremendous implications for voting:

24.02.2026 21:32 👍 662 🔁 514 💬 32 📌 64

Every writer I know is getting 1 or 2 hugely flattering emails/wk from scam bookclub/review sites, offering to promote old books. A yr ago they were just emails. Now they link to full websites w/ dozens of reviews (AI generated) of books (the first few are real, the rest AI generated).

25.02.2026 15:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

18.02.2026 13:07 👍 10980 🔁 2796 💬 147 📌 95

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

18.02.2026 14:23 👍 20818 🔁 5581 💬 217 📌 374

I could see 11 making it a contest down the stretch. They’ve got endurance, they’ve got technique, they’ve got heart. KY, WV, and OH are all truly elite states, getting-hammered-wise.

17.02.2026 12:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AKA Satan’s Haircut

16.02.2026 17:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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annual Presidents’ Day history lesson.

16.02.2026 14:25 👍 171 🔁 35 💬 6 📌 7
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16.02.2026 10:42 👍 2022 🔁 574 💬 35 📌 29

I’d love to Zoom him in for our students at Washington College. Thanks for the offer!

15.02.2026 17:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

+1, +1
(In sum: +2)

12.02.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right. I don’t love or like them all but think about them for days afterwards. And 20 films so far.

12.02.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Breillat maybe

12.02.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

11.02.2026 09:27 👍 3241 🔁 544 💬 51 📌 21
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad

06.02.2026 19:41 👍 2550 🔁 745 💬 45 📌 54
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This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.

The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.

Let's talk about it.

02.02.2026 13:57 👍 1667 🔁 619 💬 23 📌 69

Spent even more time looking through the most thoughtful integrations of AI into writing instruction that I can find, & despite the clear care and intention being applied to these projects, I do not see advancements in writing pedagogy. I see novelty injected into the production of written artifacts

02.02.2026 14:08 👍 161 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 5