Mills

No baby this was before she turned

Hmm 2 of the easiest things to cook maybe time for him to reasses 🫶🫶

No it’s something guy friends do all the time very common 🫶🫶

Just come over and I can give you a demo

It’s just a type of stamp to be used when you have a special package that needs to be delivered

Ok let’s kiss because I didn’t know this existed 🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑

Well I need to get mushroom stamped and that’s not happening either so….

Favorite iPhone search feature: doesn’t pull up what I’m looking for even though I’ve searched it before and it did, but DOES look up articles and movies on the internet instead

Ok :(

Well I have to go to work so I can’t be bossing him around all the time…I need him to have some minor problem solving capacity

As if I wasn’t already drooling over you :)

I’m VERY loosely describing myself here in a way but I think these are reasonable demands, or am I a bitch

They should make a man who’s above average intelligence, likes to exercise & EAT, has hobbies, emotionally well-adjusted, and just moderately attractive and id SWOOON

Hinge match (occupation:therapist, ~30y/o) asked me to FaceTime after ~20 messages and I agreed. Never sent a time or number, and then unmatched or deleted. Are men ok?

Kinda both 🤩🤩

You can believe anything if you put your mind to it

What my bulge doing tho 🤔

Good

4pm and the DEI hire is in the massage chair…..smh

I need to be so thick that it makes people slightly uncomfortable

YES!!!

Wow yeah you would and now I want some now too 😌

I guess it’s time to start taking creatine again since I still don’t have a boyfriend

Prhoove

Because in my infinite greed attention seeking on one website alone isn’t enough

Removing my middle initial from my Instagram handle so I can be incognito and less scared to thotpost on cf

LOG IN?!? Ok Mr cyborg didn’t think you were so techy

Meet his momm actually!!

His genetic data, sure

We both deserve this, is today our day?!?