well it’s dan

They’re stealing our jobs!

Okay but they’re great shoes

Lol nice gyre dude. You widening that shit?

my sources tell me the death penalty for Dr. James Ogilvie, i am pro life and take no pleasure in reporting this

A man completely engulfed in flames pulls a car in Guinness World Records’ IG account

Today I learned that the new world record for pulling a car 100 meters while engulfed in flames has been set by Josef Tödtling, shattering the 1-minute barrier. Congrats to the Austrian for pushing the boundaries of how quickly a burning person can pull a car

Robby: and if I don’t come back,
Whitaker:

Peeps flavored like rice crispy treats which is funny because peeps are already mashmallows

Using the marshmallow flavored peeps to explain Hyperreality.

Body & Soul Have Fallen... Yamaki Nakaoka

🙂‍↕️

the survivors who chose to follow me into the wilderness after watching me wordlessly rub two sticks together to start a fire are growing dismayed as it starts to become clear I just love rubbing stuff

Langdon turning the exam room lights down when he has an autistic patient 🥹

Pizz of Pizz of

Pizzof Pizzof

just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"

Markwayne Gacy

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

The Divine Bomb

first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?

Does American will work in missile launchers

Oaf solidarity

That’s definitely not why he booted her but thumbs up to Nuremberg 2

But now you’ll have to see this oaf’s

Was just saying to friends yesterday that Markwayne Mullin strikes me as one of if not the dumbest person in Congress right now, so today’s news makes perfect sense

The problem here is this guy doesn’t disbelieve any of it he just genuinely doesn’t care that Platner either emits Hitler particles or is an absolute dumbass

I mean clearly they aren’t to you, but not everyone is that credulous

“Bring in the next two dog models”