Apocalvps

This remains an easy mistake even in such modern sources as spreadsheets

platner is not a "shit poster" he is an aspiring united states senator

be serious, man

I lived in Philly for four years and never had trouble finding fresh vegetables, this is just straight up a skill issue

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Maybe in a few years they'll lose offscreen and we'll get a new problem that isn't really better

FEDERATION MEETUP: [Family Guy feddies] ZEON MEETUP: Char and Garma smut ZEEK STATUS: SMASHED!

this was one of the first Gundam memes I ever saw and frankly I think it's still one of the best

Jump has absolutely no business being on a face button in many games imo

I remain ride or die for bumper jumper

Chaos: Hey Slaanesh, you corrupt Fulgrim yet?
Slaanesh: Sure did boss, made him a giant snake monster just like you asked.
Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy.
Slaanesh: Just like you asked.

A publicity still of the Gundam Gashapon Machibouke figurine of a small, chibi-esque Char Aznnable sitting in his normal suit, arms held over his raised knees.

how your email finds me

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I don't draw but I will paint you a picture with my words: Imagine a rust-covered, badly damaged Haro getting scooped out of an old conflict zone, brushed until he gleams, and then tinkered with care until he's fully functional and bouncing with joy. Think of the loving Haro restoration WeTube vlog.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

We see two house sparrows drinking out of a puddle. The male says to the female: "Good puddle!" to which she replies "I love you but you have low standards". Pigeons arrive in the background, the female says "Ope! Here comes the herd" There is a long horizontal frame of the two sparrows in the midst of a bunch of pigeons cooing around them. The male then says "gentle giants" the female agrees "mhm" and then says "coo" and the male responds "haha. coo!"

Coo coo

animations made for sickos

Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen

"If I was attracted to a blonde man I'd keep that to myself" "and just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy" "u let a blonde man speak to you like that?"

"if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs" "a man being blonde can be reason enough to hate them" "torture the blonde man some more"

losing my mind over this post compilation that someone on tumblr tagged "and Kai Shiden is saying all of these things btw"

People really be sleepin on this Wii classic

she’s like this evil shiny gardevoir

I feel like I've seen some winners from it but this one's a real stinker yeah

Fraw: Captain... Kai is requesting permission to, and I quote, "Superman that ho"

Bright, sighing: Permission granted

Fraw: Guncannon cleared to superman that ho.

Kai's voice and the guncannon engine clipping the comms mic: YOUUUUUUUUUU‼️

A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk

The first two hours this morning

Mind you he was talking about sports cars and golf clubs not Various Imported Plastics

I had a teacher back in high school who always said you don't stop loving toys, the toys just get more expensive

your honor the little red man in my brain told me to do it

you don't know me

14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year