my baby!!

why do people carpet bathrooms and kitchen? this isn't a rhetorical question; what is the actual point?

A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

lemon pudding tasty delicious 🍋

1. i have it too! i did occasionally wonder as kid if it meant i was secretly a robot. nope, my eyes just suck.
2. that smells like a half-assed excuse.

whenever i see tests like this i always wonder how screen tints/brightness affect the results

people will make fun of you for the music you listen to as if it's your fault that's the sound your brain happens to resonate with

a british person somewhere: STOP SAYING "WHILE" WHEN YOU MEAN "WHILST" YOU CLASSLESS OAF

(it stays internal because i know it's shallow and judgy and i probably say words that people with other english dialects think are cringey as hell. but somewhere in my head, ape brain insists on hypocrisy.)

me: every place speaks its own language and even places with the same language will have different dialects and use words differently and we should accept it because it's normal and also very fascinating!

also me, internally: STOP SAYING "WHILST"

beware toilet
home to
cockpiss monster

i don't even want to do this dear god it's a pittsburgh toilet in the corner of a dark basement but this bozo is using flash and there's a stair well coming down the middle of the room like a normal set of stairs and uh, it's the stuff of nightmares dear reader, just let me say

ᵗʰᵉ ᵇˡᵃᶦʳ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵖʳᵒʲᵉᶜᵗ

Do the Mario! - Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Theme Song YouTube video by Super Mario - WildBrain

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIe...

Happy #Mar10 day! I've been very busy so this is what you get, sorry.

here comes speed rabbit!

moments like this make me wish animals truly understood people speech on the same level as humans. it'd be a lot easier to explain why "DON'T DO THAT".

what are these zippers officially called? i just call them Zippers From Hell (because they suck) but i'd like to know their true name for communicative purposes

*wears a corset because i can't find my back brace*

now that's a boner

I will absolutely equate people who use AI with fascists / Nazis / colonizers because their universal base function, their shared core structure of behavioral patterns, is to violate boundaries and thieve attribution in an attempt to escape their own inadequacy. They take, because they can't make.

What an expertly called shot

combination of not matching their fantasy version of you and them thinking you're "ungrateful" for all the attention they give you

i want the entire alternative medicine industry to be flung from this earth into the sun and i want people to stop taking celebrity doctors seriously.

doctors who are good at doctoring aren't on tv selling supplements, they're too busy doing doctor stuff for that

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

thread

the "people don't want to work anymore" crowd is often also the "i use ai because i hate working so everyone should use it because everyone hates working" crowd

This well-phrased post is applicable here.

also, thread

a friend told me the lump of mold in office has apparently openly expressed an interest in achieving immortality. unsure if true because it's an anecdote, and i don't feel like verifying it, but fitting if so.