Jack ✨

How else are you going to post a bulge shot with it in your lap?

Can't help but feel an overwhelming sense of being in autopilot, not 'living' / being present, and just existing.

Wish that would fuck off tbh!

It's HEEEERE

WAIT I was just going to use my Valerie gif too...!

Boo! *throws tomatoes*

Sorry that happened <3 Do you have a union rep? You could ask them.

I dunno that doesn't sound like your expectations were managed and a full year has passed.

That sounds like a grievance tbh! Were you within sickness policy? Does sickness policy dictate renumeration?

It's a GAME KEY CARD? Jail to Nintendo and their fucking obsession with online-only content.

1/10 where are the Bulgarian men in this video???

Me sitting by the front door until my copy of Pokemon Pokopia arrives.

Thanks king! Oh, nice cock bro, too x

Wait I NEED that

Fannies in England continuing to ruin it for the rest of us.

I beg for Westminster to let us go. SPARE SCOTLAND from this misery. We will never vote for it, but we have to live with it. Every. Single. Time.

Happy Birthday bb!

Finally made it back to the gym after 3 weeks of illness/fatigue 🥺

Oh nothing has happened, just wishful thinking

Play with me diva, you can't be mad at your teammates when I'm throwing instead xo

I would legit take the rest of the week off work to celebrate if Netenyahu was killed 😮‍💨

How was it, diva? Have you built your dream log cabin?

Ignoring the news today to live in blissful ignorance ✨

Same here bb! Muahahaha.

Just checked my "Popular with Friends" feed on here. Christ, you lot are horny fuckers.

Dongs, holes, and buttstuff GALORE.

👁👄👁

Oh no, not flying ball-shaped objects at my face. Noooo!

I know you fancy me. But yes, it's true!

No Sunday scaries for me because I'm off tomorrow 🤭🤭🤭

Please direct all hatred towards my secretary, I will read your responses on Tuesday.

It's so true as well. Edinburgh is full of absolute FUGGOS.

That's so exciting! Will pop in but leave you to it as I want to play!!!