Brad!

When I worked for Seth Green, he made me go home early to play when I told him I hadn’t finished the game yet.

Waking up to this ATX news is heartbreaking.

Good call. Can’t stop trying.

I know it’s their goal, but there’s literally too much evil going on for me to think straight.

Same!

Not the news updates I wanted to read right before bed. He’s sure to win that Nobel now.

Bail

You rascal, you.

Oh no… I need these.

Wait… more Evangelion is coming? I’m conflicted.

This is the first cruise post I’ve seen to actually give me some fomo.

Look, an old man is talking!

One of my favorite Lisa moments, right up there with her hatred of the Pöpli kids.

Know your audience

I have a lemon tree, because I’m a real Simpsons fan. I had a peach tree, but my mom got rid of it because I barely even played with it anymore.

I should’ve put in the caveat that I’m not trying to even fatter.

I saw this but I can’t imagine I’d use it that much. Same with lemon salt. Maybe I’ll give it a go.

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

I’ve never attempted. I guess I could make a pie.

That’s a given.

I need lemon ideas. I have too many lemons. I’ve already frozen gallons of lemon juice. I’ve made lemonade. I have limoncello and cleaning solution brewing, but I still have so many lemons. Help.

I’m absolutely not.

Current entertainment commentary podcast rage inducers:

-people using “casted” when talking about an actor getting a role

-pronouncing kudos as “ka-dews”

-pronouncing a biopic as “bi-opic”

Super normal. Super chill response. Definitely a sane way to react to a tv show.

Make it green?

@jvancitters.bsky.social , get to it.

I won’t go there after dark. It’s far too dangerous!!

The mean streets of Culver City.