Eric Perless (@ericperless)

Extended Orioles’ farm system? I imagine we’d just call him up

08.07.2023 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wrote about what makes Threads so depressing

06.07.2023 16:27 👍 727 🔁 205 💬 34 📌 65

I need to the ability schedule skeets. How the fuck am I supposed to routinely wish everyone a Happy Jobs Report Day to those who celebrate?????

06.07.2023 17:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not even that! There are just people from my IG who do not know what I do anymore so they are just in for a rude awakening

06.07.2023 16:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Threads is so IRL-focused. Those folks do not need to see some of my posts

06.07.2023 04:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s Jobs Week

03.07.2023 10:34 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1

Only a 7??? Getting ripped off here

01.07.2023 22:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she exceed on my limit til i skeet

01.07.2023 22:09 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Orioles said gay rights!

01.07.2023 19:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyways, stream The Good Witch by Maisie Peters

01.07.2023 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genuinely the worst business decision I have ever seen a website make since tumblr got rid of porn

01.07.2023 17:30 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God bless Bluesky

24.06.2023 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I came, I saw, I slayed 😮‍💨

22.06.2023 20:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skill issue

22.06.2023 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was wearing a jacket yesterday too

22.06.2023 19:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something you should get good at

22.06.2023 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s time for 3:45 hot chocolate on the second day of summer in DC

22.06.2023 19:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I cannot believe it but Ferrari actually deployed great strategy today

18.06.2023 21:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s race day!

18.06.2023 13:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I was born to skeet

18.06.2023 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skeet (Skeet)
Skrt (Skeet)
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Roll up (Skeet)
Drop that (Skeet)
Skrt that (Skeet)
Pop that (Skeet)
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

18.06.2023 02:03 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary friends… we’re so back

25.05.2023 23:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eric Perless