i'm just patrick, deep down

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

nineteen situations out of twenty, it's worse when it's wet. you don't want it to be wet. in one out of twenty situations, though, you SUPER want it to be wet. life's funny huh

this merch rules

grizzled white guy in sunglasses sitting on stoop wearing grey tshirt that just says "blerg."

li'l swervy rc text over li'l swervy run club pins on rustic table and one pin says clearly (not a cult) so that oughta settle that

marathon finisher old man wearing li'l swervy run club tshirt and holding pittsburgh marathon medal in front of marathon photo backdrop at finish line

i opened a spreadshop just because i wanted to wear my own designs, too. i stand by this decision

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Most people also won’t finish your 500-word article. So write at whatever length is appropriate for the subject.

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

jim rockford and beth davenport appraising

we saw you from across th-

YEP I'M IN WHERE WE GOIN

M-A-D-I-S-Y-N-N on the stand, spelling out her name

M-A-D-I-S-Y-N-N will return in Avengers: Doomsday

how much board time is taken up with "The Jerry Feature"

good luck chasing a condor

garage lights on

pahr's ahn

fairy lights on mantel

pahrs aht

i am fine i don't have syphilis

Donald Trump is a child rapist

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

your current president went to Wharton, how's that working out

james burke concludes his point right as he looks back to space shuttle launching behind him

oh they've updated Connections excellent

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

li'l bridgey 5k logo

GIMP IS FINE

The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).

The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
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i have been on Ubuntu all year and it's fine but my requirements are modest THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT

Cyrusmaxxing

i absolutely believe this too it's like one of the big things he's dying to do

cat on stool gazing out attic office window

oh we can just do this? ok I am unable to pay my taxes this year

I stole this from someone who didn’t use alt text. Alt text: a polymarket tweet that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

of course it has anxiety, you’re training it on multiple generations of anxious peoples’ content

nytimes: why more couples are choosing to live with roommates

They might not really have a choice.