They hooked him just in time.
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
It is unfortunate that this clip stays relevant but for as long as it is relevant I'll keep reposting it
Dudes Rock
Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel
oh baby
Just like how u can date rock, u can date when Starmer sold the various levels of his soul by the colours of his hair
Good morning π
We take the wins where we can π
Less a hole in the wall, than a wall of holes
Good morning π
It sounds so much more ridiculous when it's said out loud π
how all youtube ads sound to me
Need to get some balls up in this
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"This is not about being a sore loser" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.
But... lawyer... Human rights...
You're not going to tell me that was a sham??
You have seen the news stories in the last couple of weeks? Mandleson, McSweeney, Josh Simons, Ann Limb, Joe Docherty and many more. All Starmer appointments who have been suspended or resigned (or arrested).
Those are awesome looking trousers!
I damaged tendons in my left hand a couple of years ago and swipe (and a right-sided keyboard) have been a godsend.
Where's your fucking alt-text?
How is choose facism or have it forced upon you, a choice?
Isn't attacking military bases actually very discriminate? Unlike say, an elementary school.
What a tit.
Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
βHistory was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders.β
Count Rugen and Prince Humperdinck? Totally a couple.
What a waste. Brendan has all that head and no brain inside.