Beef fizz

Hope everyone is enjoying their Maxwell house brewed in a Mr. Coffee with 2% milk as creamer

Have you guys heard that Mamdani proposed building one big hot water heater for the whole city?

I think hiding a big secret would be enough to give an NFL kicker a case of the yips

Track 6 is about her first anal

You guys listening to this new Taylor Swift CD?

Why’d they vote for them

If they can stay healthy

Wow, can’t believe he’s not announcing he’s dead

and it looks like the pencil is invisible. great

So, the Taco Bell model for sides?

Only 54% of American adults drink alcohol. That’s a 30-year low

All these people quit drinking because they’re lame and trying to be healthy. I did it because I’m awesome and a recovering alcoholic

Honestly it’s pretty cray that public transportation isn’t already free

The incredible thing about this app isn’t that it’s a worse Twitter, it’s that it’s a worse Threads

The life art saved me from

As a sci-fi space marine, I hate it when the motion tracker shows a swarm of glowing dots converging on my position

I thought driving a Jeep was embarrassing enough and then they started putting rubber duckies on their dashboards

Incredible post. I salute you

Didn’t realize this is an earnest discussion. I’ll see myself out

It’s not fair that Bobby Hill was 13 in 1997 and gets to be 21 in 2025

Gen Z did not invent having dinner at 6

r/NoStupidQuestions Join u/Brief-Cut-1228 • 1d Who is actually against women being topless if they want to be? It has always puzzled me why it is illegal for women to be topless if they want to be especially in the correct settings like at the beach or pool and or other places where generally it is ok for guys to not wear a shirt. 个 11.4k 5,632 3 RedSonGamble • 1d My pastor said we only cover women's breasts in public bc god made the areolas to appear like giant eyes to ward off predators. Since women usually have larger ones this can cause panic and fear in horses ..• 4 Reply 4 3,606

predator horses

There’s no need to stir this natural peanut butter, unless you don’t like oily as fuck peanut butter, then you should probably stir it

When I watch 70s movies it is legit unbelievable how bad the men’s haircuts are

William Shakespeare high as shit: man, fortune is like…outrageous

I’m not poor. I’m rich in debt

Tfw your communist friend makes more money than you

I can feel all the Iowans getting hungry for corn

Really big hog having a bud light lime

Sometimes I get annoyed that city folk don’t understand just how big a hog can get

I do traditionally masculine things all the time—build a shed, work on my car—and have never had someone try to stop me.