The first man with whom I fell in love made me a cheesecake for my birthday.
Rooster is going to make cheeseburgers for me, tomorrow.
So, yeah, I have a type.
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The first man with whom I fell in love made me a cheesecake for my birthday.
Rooster is going to make cheeseburgers for me, tomorrow.
So, yeah, I have a type.
Banned...gotta be incognito
But changing the comfort settings on their chairs after hours gives you plausible deniability. 🙏🏽
Cubicles are open
Shut up “Big Jeff”…
I am first on phones and just use one at a time. Amazon has an array of flesh toned ones so 🤫
Wouldn't even need them except for "everyone else." 😆
Who among us doesn't want bolder brows?
I left my earbuds at home. I am bereft!
#Rock&MetalFriday
#MusicChallenge
The Toadies - Away
youtu.be/uwTUAgU4d8w
youtu.be/JngNAayMZ7w
If you can pick a nose, you can pick a lock.
When I die, pour one out (bong)
marry tom fuck dick kill harry
Poor Liam
This day in history. 1921. Sunbury PA police chief Donnie Smith issued an edict requiring women and girls to wear skirts at least four inches below the knees. Told he couldn't issue edicts and questioned about his interest in girls' skirts he launched a speakeasy raid on neighbouring Snydertown.
Might drive past the gym today.
We can do this 🙌🏽✌🏽
Asbestos exposure reported at trader Joe's SE Portland location article
trader joe’s describing it as
*a delightfully rustic asbestos experience*
R/jokes (Reddit) User __HeyGFY__ . top 1% commenter. The guy who invented AutoCorrect passed away this morning. his Funfair is next Monkey.
if friday was spelled friyays would we still be complaining about monyays
a gofundme but for reposts
I had once hoped for a peaceful, equitable world. I now hope people use their turn signals once in a while.
A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.
our patience has been rewarded
MAKE HIM BE FROM OHIO, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
is bluesky hiring a chief scapegoat. i'm EXTREMELY qualified
If you're happy and you know it, ew
los and greg remaking the movie face/off, but wait…
wait…
I'm not built for endurance, I'm built for being a sleepy lil guy
A dewormer that guts and wipes your capillaries clean of all the times you felt less than, a colonic on a cellular level purging the remnants of hate. However you want to market it is fine. Make it taste like root beer.
