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@furble

I’d say I’m back but I’ve never been this version of me before. ... It's a furb-le-fox or something. UK Based. Baguette Type Silverfox.

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Can you be more specific?

10.03.2026 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, but endless dicks!

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It baffles me you can't selectively turn off reposts. It's off for everyone because of this.

09.03.2026 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where does temu keep finding these tiny women? AliExpress?

08.03.2026 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a nice day with @doveux.bsky.social yesterday and @taneli.bsky.social today, thanks for making my weekend silly and fun ^_^

08.03.2026 18:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

...Are you saying you'd like to go out for chicken wings?

07.03.2026 11:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11:53: He's dead. 11:54: He's still dead. 11:55: He's alive. 11:56: We'd like to report a mistake in our previous reporting. We apologise, He's still dead.

07.03.2026 11:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For some reason, you look really unhinged here. :D

06.03.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But... you're both very important!

06.03.2026 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

£1.35 per litre where I am. Up by 10p. Thanks x.X

06.03.2026 18:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awe, would you take a charitable donation and be mine for the night? (Not like that, ya pervs)

05.03.2026 21:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Roll up, roll up! - Who wants to buy Path for $1?!?!

05.03.2026 11:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You certainly just blew something!

05.03.2026 11:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, giant Jym is hot... But are you for or against public transport? xD

05.03.2026 11:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@tirrel.bsky.social Obviously.

05.03.2026 11:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*nodnods* Give the aura of soft terror ;)

04.03.2026 20:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Psssst. It's called being a switch xD

04.03.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you sell licks and faxes? I suspect you might.

04.03.2026 19:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are you blue? YCH? ;)

04.03.2026 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Tell him you've got another and drop it on his face when he arrives :D

04.03.2026 19:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

.... The current American president?

04.03.2026 12:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...And now you learned not to wolf it down.

04.03.2026 12:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Switched to Linux last year fully and I haven't looked back tbh. I'd recommend everyone doing the same.

04.03.2026 10:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I misheard fat paws as flat paws. Whoops!

04.03.2026 10:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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🎤 We’re proud to present the lineup for Furever Festival @ CFz26 - a live music event taking over the Main Stage this year!

Joining us, we bring you:

🎶 YonKaGor
🎶 Ivycomb
🎶 Pent Up Pup
🎶 Kennyoung
🎶 Sorbet

Sunday 24th May, Main Stage

For more info visit: drkproductions.co.uk/furever-fest...

03.03.2026 18:10 👍 91 🔁 15 💬 7 📌 9

That tracks...

03.03.2026 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yes, but did you consider...

03.03.2026 16:43 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, the rubberfurs called and said they've had similar for years. Would you like me to add them to the conference call?

03.03.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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03.03.2026 12:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀

03.03.2026 12:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0