they're both geniuses
they're both assholes
their beef was inevitable
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@secretbase
we tell sports stories. you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
they're both geniuses
they're both assholes
their beef was inevitable
youtu.be/68-InSDCVcI?...
seth is the best at remembering everyone's birthday and has also put a solid effort in making sure no one makes a big deal about his.
today is his birthday. do with that what you will.
today's brand new episode of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is all about dave rozema, one of the funniest guys to ever play baseball
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oh good it works now. full episode coming later today
wait shit i lost my place. starting over in new thread.
wanted to give y'all an sneak peek at the new episode of charging the mound that drops monday but the bluesky video uploader isn't working for us so i'll just start a thread and show it frame by frame so if you're good enough to scroll fast you can watch it
please enjoy bubblebath!.mp4
pulling copper wire out of the office walls until we have enough to trade for this one-of-a-kind gem
in less than 3 hours you can watch the greatest women's hockey player of all time for free on youtube
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in some countries you face jail time for uttering "a tuft at each pole"
the world could use a new type of ball
On February 9, 2004, Rasheed Wallace got traded
On February 19, 2004, Rasheed Wallace got traded
On February 25, 2026, Secret Base posted a video about all that
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splendid
getty credit: Allen Einstein/Contributor
the person who took this photo for Getty Images is the most important Einstein to ever live
Joe Dumars, looking very serious, holding two phones. Corded phone in his left hand, flip cell phone in his right hand. Got a desktop PC in front of him, too, just to be safe
tomorrow we're publishing a video that uses this photo no fewer than four (4) times
The American Dream:
- dad's chickens die, dad wins lawsuit
- go to law school
- bump into Ted Turner and tell him you went to law school
- $$$$$$$$$
you know Stan Kasten? The super-rich, super-successful president of the super-rich, super-successful LA Dodgers?
Wanna know how he got into sports management? It's gonna piss you off a little.
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working on a @secretbase.bsky.social piece with @sethrosenthal.bsky.social that heavily features Ted Turner -- here's an archival clip w/ a british reporter who reminds him he doesnt have the money to buy CBS and ted basically responds "well yall got your ass kicked in dunkirk and bounced back" lol
olympic hockey overtime rules
- three skaters per side
- first goal wins
- rink shrinks by 20% every two minutes
people, let me tell you 'bout my best friend
he's a weird little nerd, now we're beefing til the end
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in my very educated opinion, shaun white sucks
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other title options
- how the dewey decimal system led to the miracle on ice
- from olympics to oversized crocodiles, what lake placid's really all about
- @willbuikema.bsky.social learned about a creep
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going back to college just for the merch
scatter chart showing the 53 nba champions that the 2025-2026 detroit pistons have a better point differential than through the first 53 games of the season
are the pistons any good this year?
important note: this is nothing but an anti-maple leafs post
team canada men's hockey captain
- 3x stanley cup champion
- 2x conn smythe trophy winner
- 2x olympic gold medalist
- OT game winning goal for olympic gold in 2010
team usa men's hockey captain
- from arizona
- has mustache
the 1940 winter olympics were
- awarded to Sapporo, Japan in 1936
- rescinded after Japan invaded China
- given to the Swiss, but Switzerland believed ski instructors should not be considered professional so the IOC took it back
- then awarded in 1939 to Germany! whoops!
- cancelled due to world war